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HE SHOULD BE PULLING UP SOON CAUSE I ADOPTED ONE šøš
Genshin Impact Good Smile Shanghai Venti Nendoroid Special
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Sumeru should let u ride giant worms
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IMAGINE~
with Bahbz)
A Tyrant! Venti simp session~ š„š·šļø
Imagine a Teyvat where Venti is the tyrant archon of mondstadt, and he rules from Decarabians old tower which he has restored to his (and Dvalins, heās a good dragon papi) own flair. While heās not the worst, and heās not corrupted too badlyā¦thereās still lots of conflict and battle. (Thereās this really hot dark Venti who is a certified smoker š¬and heās really hot and sometimes I just need to stare at his angry demeaning but beautiful face to remind myself that there is life to live but thatās just my personal testimony)š¤ā¤ļøāļøš¬
Youāre a rebel leader in this mondstadt, which inherently means youāre enemies, and you are one of his top fugitives that heās hunting down in his game of Windtrace to the death.
(You actually may just be his top fugitiveā¦)
Things kinda get messy when, on a mission where you have to steal something that gives Lord Barbatos his power, like the holy lyre or the skyward atlasā¦
And you wind up in deadly territory.
maybe you took a wrong turn in the cathedral vents or castle vents and now you just fell through the ceiling like a complete idiotā¦not something a seasoned rebel would be caught doing, right?
Especially landing in the same room as the archon.
In his private quarters.
When heās there, sleepingā¦
Oh! but youāre lucky. If there is anything to note about this foe, itās thatā¦well, manās can SNOOZE.
What else is there to note? Ohā¦yeahā¦
From the way heās been uttering your name in so many waysā¦
All the PET NAMESā¦
and all the touching himselfā¦(who are you to be staring, by the wayā¦)
(Waitā¦hes kinda hot now that you think of itā¦I mean, youāve always been thinking this, itās just that youāve, you know, been busy scurrying away from him like a little rabbit from a fox in his never ending game of windtrace to the deathā¦so naturally, you havenāt given this much thoughtā¦)
Wait~
Heās stirringā¦
#venti#beloved of the anemo archon#you bet you are#genshin#cringe#venti x reader#genshin impact#genshin venti#genshin imagines#venti x you#yandere genshin impact x reader#yandere genshin#yandere venti#yandere archon#yandere god#isnāt this just amazing#heās low key so cute#istg#be so fr
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who knew wisp cookies were so good ššŖāØ
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āØGod āØ is š„°watchingšļøššļø
little guy with big dreams šāØ
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Iāve seen quite a few people do something similar, so letās see if this works-
If this post gets at least 500 notes before, say, March 10, I will write a oneshot (few thousand words) of Amos and Decarabian getting a divorce
Rules-
You may leave as many comments and reblogs as needed, however there needs to be at least 20 separate people contributing to the note count
If you have any ideas for the fic itself, I highly reccomend listing them in the comments/reblogs (who knows, I may still write this even if the note count isnāt reached)
Good luck :)
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Once I get this into the wild it would be cool but Iām considering writing the most atrocious deconstruction of Venti and the nameless bards relationship to the point where ven-ven gets so consumed with jealousy (and prolly intimidation/fear that turns into an obsession), spirals out of control, and maybe or maybe not goes batshit insane š«”
Like I get it, I did the story questā¦itās heartbreakingā¦
but thatās a very f-ed up way to live, isnāt it? Living with somebody elseās faceā¦
Thereās gotta be another reason. Keep in mind, would you, that Venti is probably the least free person in Teyvatā¦
The bard got to die, but bro got to die free.
#just lemme cook#genshin#Venti#nameless bard#Barbatos#angst#genshin angst#genshin relationship angst#back with a vengeance
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AHHHH
āDonāt try to understand me Iām not humanā
Tumblr deleted my first account:_
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The convo you had with the lat anon about yandere Venti stealing Windblumeās voice is *chefās kiss*
Canāt stop thinking about you loving so sing and forgetting sometimes you no longer have a voice and starting to try and sing then remember.
The idea of you trying everything to get your voice back and eventually just collapse and start sobbing because you loved your voice and singing so much and you miss it dearly.
The mute darling is such a treat. Thereās so many possibilities venti could do to his darling at the same time itās a cruel reminder that you shouldnāt defy him nor let everyone know your beautiful voice.
Itās only for him. And him alone.
His damsel in distress is huge advantage for him. Oh, you wanna go somewhere? You have to come to him and tug his sleeve to let him know. He canāt let you go alone when there bandits kidnapping women nowadays in the city.
Need help in dressing up? Heād be glad to assist you! Whatās that? Ah he canāt understand you, even with your facial expression and hand gestures itās hard to decipher your message. Well, no matter Venti continues to caress your body and plays with your hair.
Taking care of you is a big responsibility too. And he craves and loves that feeling of his darling constantly relying on him all the time. As long as you donāt have your voice, youād be stuck with him till you decide to escape or be freed from the curse he bestowed on you.
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You know what would be so silly, Lumine just just dips from the whole archon quest altogether cause she realizes that all the archons, her brother, and everybody else is a dipsh*t and not worth her time. She then opens a pole-dancing school and makes bank, buys back twitter from Elon Musk, and starts a makeup line.
Our girl is thriving while abyss aether is tweaking. Alice? Tweaking. Ei? Still canāt do a backflip
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Yae Mikoās wine and book club would go hard
(Itās just her exposing Eiās darkest secrets and war crimes like itās just your average tea and then talking about smxt)
(The Venue of wine and book club is Paimon proof thank Barbatos)š
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