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badlydrawnbabydirk · 4 days

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// HELLO baby dirk will return soon, exam season is starting so im getting my ass beat atm 💪💪 BUT SOON. SOON… you guys will be fed i SWEAR 🙏🙏🙏 there will be LORE and ANGST and BABIES ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ aka what you all already expect, but MORE ‼️‼️ YAHOO ‼️‼️‼️

#badlydrawnbabydirk #homestuck #baby dirk #hom3stuck #dirk strider #bdhs #badlydrawnhomestuck #hs ask blog #mod speaks #babydirkdoodles

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badlydrawnbabydirk · 15 days

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// ‼️‼️‼️

#// chat stop this madness #it’s been 200 followers since robro ff was supposed to release #i’ve written a grand total of 1 (one) paragraph help me #badlydrawnbabydirk #mod speaks

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badlydrawnbabydirk · 16 days

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// yeah sorry for no real hs post today my 4/13 party got uncanceled so i was too busy frolicking and being whimsical. and baking shit ass cakes. hope yall had a great one 🫡

the loneliest girl in the world.

#badlydrawnbabydirk #homestuck #jade harley #hs cosplay #cosplay #hom3stuck #mod speaks

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badlydrawnbabydirk · 17 days

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HAPPY 4/13

This was a really fun project and even if im not that active anymore i LOVE this community

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collab art with:

@kripsybac0n125

@badlydrawnaradia

@drawnroxystrider

@askdesperado-rocketchairs

@some-effort-trickster-jake

@badlydrawnjane

@poorlydrawneridan

@aaaaskarseniccatnip

@expertlydrawnroxy

@badlydrawnbabydirk

@askbronya

@badlydrawngcat

@badlydrawnjade

@badlydrawndirk

@badlydrawndavepeta

@badlydrawnlilseb

@badlydrawn-brostrider

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badlydrawnbabydirk · 17 days

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could you post your tumblr header? it’s insanely neat looking

// it’s actually from an older post :3

#badlydrawnbabydirk #baby dirk #homestuck #hom3stuck #dirk strider #hs ask blog #robro #mod speaks

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badlydrawnbabydirk · 18 days

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how would one rizz up robro

i can cook and clean

i think

not really

um

uh

im good with kids

i think

idk im a babysitter

ROBRO: im listening

#badlydrawnbabydirk #robro #homestuck #hom3stuck #bdhs #badlydrawnhomestuck #hs ask blog #hs2 panel edit #panel edit

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badlydrawnbabydirk · 18 days

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// hey queers /aff my 4/13 party got cancelled which means haha funny baby dirk time, yall want anything in particular because i did not have a single plan in advance. smirk.

#badlydrawnbabydirk #mod speaks

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badlydrawnbabydirk · 22 days

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// CMON GUYS WE CAN DO IT

Finale, at long last

#badlydrawnbabydirk #Homestuck

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badlydrawnbabydirk · 23 days

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i congratulate the baby for his new stepdad. say what you will about mr. hoover but he knows how to keep a clean house

ROBRO: can we please just forget that happened

#badlydrawnbabydirk #homestuck #hom3stuck #robro #bdhs #badlydrawnhomestuck #hs ask blog

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badlydrawnbabydirk · 27 days

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// fufnny number

#badlydrawnbabydirk #baby dirk #mod speaks

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badlydrawnbabydirk · 28 days

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Directed at groan up Dirk.

Leans on wall* hey. You free Thursday.

“Heard I got some of y'all asking for me.”

[ You watch the man himself stand up from his seat to full height, looming over you as he's grabbing a microphone that was offered to him by… someone. The actual mod, probably? It's a very scary image but the original artist wasn't in the mood to draw him again, thus he was forced to be pure text now. That lazy fuck. ]

“But this is badly drawn baby dirk, can'tcha fuckin' read? It's gonna be back to the baby and that thing after this. So tone it. the fuck. down.”

[ Silently, you see Dirk (Bro?) look at the microphone, and then rub his eyes under his comically pointy shades with a tired sigh, before he returns his eyes back at you. ]

“But if for some reason you want more of me: you can go bother the sapling-sized artist that drew me, @reinabeestudio. Told me to tell ya it's gonna be mostly text like this though. 'If you like character assassination, my askbox is open. Please do specify if you're asking him a question tho,' she said.”

“Ya also got this one called @brogatory. My artist fuckin' loves that one, she doesn't shut the fuck up about it. Her brain is a mess, I hate it here. The Mod's dandy and will draw yer replies all fancy 'n shit. So go bother him too.” [ A hand taps him on the arm and gives him a little note before disappearing into the dark. He reads it aloud with a quirked up eyebrow and a flat tone. ] “Only if you're 17+, please. Whatever. Ya heard me.”

“I don't give a shit what y'all do, but stop asking for me here.”

[ Those are his last words before he drops the microphone, the room going dark before you can see or hear it hit the ground. When the lights come back on, you see the familiar robotic shades of Robro, holding the little one on his arms. Seems things were back to normal. ]

[ Written by @reinabeestudio ]

#// giggles.#all lighthearted btw just to be clear #zir dirk is just a bitch LMAO #badlydrawnbabydirk #baby dirk #dirk strider #robro #// through ment #anyways yeah go check out both blogs they fucking ROCK #not my writing #??? Ig #jaeclawsstudios #reinabeestudio

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badlydrawnbabydirk · 28 days

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// okay that issss all the submissions i had for April fools day !!!!!! Thank you to everyone who participated, (aka some members of the @/turnstechgodhead hangout server—) yall r literally the fucking best ??? I genuinely didn’t think people would be super interested in my funny little idea for April 1st, and I am completely blown away by it all ??? Tysm ???? I’m literally honored 😭😭😭 I love u guys sm ggrrrggrgrrrrrrr kissing u all on the cheeks. anywaysssss go check out everyone who chipped in, (their links r in the posts), and have a bountiful booping day 🫡🫡🫡🫡

#Badlydrawnbabydirkaprilfoolsevent #badlydrawnbabydirk #mod speaks

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badlydrawnbabydirk · 28 days

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dirk grow up

[ Art by @reinabeestudio ]

#// got a feelin yall will like this one. Teehee #Badlydrawnbabydirkaprilfoolsevent #badlydrawnbabydirk #dirk strider #bro strider #homestuck #hom3stuck #bdhs #badlydrawnhomestuck #hs ask blog #Not my art #reinabeestudio

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badlydrawnbabydirk · 28 days

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i think dirk needs one of those dental puppets with the teeth to teach him and lil cal proper tooth brushing technique

[ Art by @incomprehensi-bull ]

#Badlydrawnbabydirkaprilfoolsevent #badlydrawnbabydirk #baby dirk #dirk strider #robro #homestuck #hom3stuck #bdhs #badlydrawnhomestuck #hs ask blog #Not my art #incomprehensi-bull

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badlydrawnbabydirk · 29 days

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robro, why not teach dirk how to fish ????? I mean, you guys r surrounded by water,, atleast have a fishing rod on standby if you don't already have one