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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.
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hey . are you using that boy for anything or can i borrow it
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>the goblin leaps to attack!
>the goblin misses!
>the goblin has scraped his little knee!
>oh, his little knee!
>oh, his little knee!
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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men will do this in front of thousands of people
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this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018
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if he doesn't whimper what's th fucking point
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we as a society need to do something about the fact that frozen pizza doesn't taste good
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom
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Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs
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Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it
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GOOD MORNING TRANSSEXUALS ITS TOP SURGERY CONSULT DAY
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