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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 37
Player: I can fuck anyone?
DM: Yes
Player: ...Do they have to be awake?
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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 36
Rogue: Misinformation campaigns?!? They had me at misinformation!
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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 35
Rogue: You're poor? Get yourself a child.
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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 34
Player: "Do you understand why I fucking owned you?"
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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 33
Player 1: What does Lilia wear? No reason-
Player 2: skin-
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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 32
(detective oneshot)
Sorcerer: Could you perhaps spare a limb?
Ranger: Or a finger.
Sorcerer: Or even a toe-
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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 31
Monk: My name is Slug!
Rogue: Yea sure, schlong, whatever-
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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 30
Artificer: Please drench me in water right now!
Cleric: BAPTISM!! *smacks them*
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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 29
Player 1: I don't think he knows seven nights at Fredrick's-
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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 28
Cleric, sad moment: Can I tell my party that I'm leaving...?
Player: Bye I guess, shit-
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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 27
Player 1, after being cured: Awh, I don't have a reason to be late anymore.
Player 2: DEPRESSION!
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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 26
DM: That was wonderful...
Player: IHAVEABOYFRIEND!!!
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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 25
Fighter: So do we all agree that this is a corrupt civilization and we should kill the king?
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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 24
Fighter: What's your pronouns?
Rogue: I don't know but I'm probably genderfluid as fuck.
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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 23
Player: WHAT KIND OF GOD MOANS WHILE HE EATS A CURSE??!!!
DM: IT WAS THE CURSE!!!!!
Player: WHAT KIND OF CURSE MOANS WHILE ITS BEING EATEN???!!!
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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 22
Cleric: I'd flirt with him if he wasn't my dad.
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Bad Homebrew Quotes // Day 21
Player, directly entirely at the DM: VICTOR (DMPC) WOULD WEAR A SPEEDO AND HIS ASS WOULD BE OUT AND HIS TAIL WOULD BE OUT AND HIS ABS WOULD BE RIPPLING BECAUSE YOU KEEP ROLLING 20S ON CHARISMA CHECKS-
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