Alpharius using his brothers as a stepping stool cuz he’s too short. Like sitting on their shoulders w a pair of binoculars looking for the enemy or smth
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Plus a lil lana del ray mixed in
Fulgrim is shakira, beyonce, and lady gaga’s biggest fan
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Here’s the magnus and fulgrim gossiping fic its unedited and i barely was awake when i wrote part of it so teehee:
“Maggie, darling!” Fulgrim greeted Magnus with a smile, walking over to him and engulfing him in a quick hug. Magnus hugged back, only ever-so slightly reluctantly.
“Stop calling me that, Fulgrim.” He spoke with an annoyed voice, but clearly wasn’t that annoyed by the situation.
“What? Darling or Maggie?” Fulgrim smirked and Magnus let out an honestly, overdramatic sigh.
“Whatever, it’s impossible to reason with you anyways.”
Fulgrim giggled and dragged Magnus into the center of the Imperial garden, where a small courtyard with a fountain lay. The courtyard was a small circle with stone steps, really quite a simple thing for such an extraordinary palace. The flowers grew in quite the abundance, even with the current state of Terra’s climate. The fountain was also plain, crystal clear water flowing down in cascades with a small statue of the Emperor at the top.
The Emperor didn’t really ever step into these gardens. Though Fulgrim and Magnus were frequent attenders during time they stayed at the Palace. They had started to have what people would call, ‘gossip sessions’. Certainly, this was normal for Fulgrim, he was the gossip of the primarchs. But Magnus, it was acceptably out of character. Such a stoic, uptight warp wizard like him should, if anything- look down upon gossip such as Fulgrim’s. Magnus quite enjoyed the gossip though, finding it almost as entertaining as a book.
Fulgrim grabbed Magnus’ hands in his own, bringing him over to a small stone bench and sitting down. Before long, Fulgrim burst into fits of giggles. Magnus stared at him curiously, cocking his head to the side.
“What’s so funny?”
“You haven’t heard?” He asked, attempting to steady his breathing from his laughing fit. “I can’t believe you haven’t heard! It was quite hearable… if you get what I mean.” Fulgrim made a stupid smirk and Magnus frowned.
“Ew, just get to the goddamn point, Fulgrim”
“Fine, fine! Jeez you must’ve slept late last night to not hear what was happening! Our father seemed to have a… visitor.”
Magnus’ jaw comically dropped “What???”
“Yeah, and here we were thinking he hasn’t touched a woman in a good 10 millennia”
“Does anyone know who it was?” He prodded curiously, his jaw finally going back to normal.
“Nope, she left as quickly as she came.” Fulgrim sniggered and Magnus rolled his eyes.
“Do you think she’ll show up again?”
“I bet.” They started laughing again, their laughs echoing within the courtyard as they continued their gossip session.
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A flesh dress is definitely a fashion statement
Fulgrim is shakira, beyonce, and lady gaga’s biggest fan
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LMAOOO that’s exactly what would be happenjng pretty much
Imagine a tiny child running around with that goddamn sword dude
just some tiny ass kid waddling around with a giant on fire piece of metal and the emperor chasing them trying to get it back
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Yeah no no one really wants to be pregnant more than once typically so 20 times is pushing it
ik erda left cuz the emperor was an asshole but do u think she also left cuz she didnt wanna take care of 20 kids??? Like fuck no if I got told i was becoming the ‘mother’ of 20 kids id leave too
“Oh btw im gonna make like 20 kids in a lab and ur gonna have to help take care of them”
“Fuck no bye”
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ik erda left cuz the emperor was an asshole but do u think she also left cuz she didnt wanna take care of 20 kids??? Like fuck no if I got told i was becoming the ‘mother’ of 20 kids id leave too
“Oh btw im gonna make like 20 kids in a lab and ur gonna have to help take care of them”
“Fuck no bye”
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