So. 3 years ago I started making a compendium of all of the ingredients and recipes in breath of the wild. I worked on it off and on until about early 2023 when I finally got all the entries written down, and I kind of let it sit from there. For a while I wanted to print it out at my local print shop but I haven't quite gotten around to doing that, but I made a cover and a bunch of goofy little intros and covers.
Anyway, I found it when I was going through my drive recently, and I figured it could be fun to share the document in all 94 pages of its glory! I hope you all enjoy glancing through Taste of the Wild: Cooking and Ingredients!
People search for the truth of this world blind to what horror lies right in front of them. Countless search for answers only to lose themselves completely to the madness brought upon only by the hubris of the desire for knowledge not meant for the mortal mind. Now they will suffer oblivion until their soul returns to the Most High and is reborn.
One must know when to stop. One must know when the path needs to change. We were not meant to know the horrors, yet we foolishly ran towards them. We really are a hilarious, naive bunch of idiots. It's kinda beautiful, even if it is supremely idiotic.
Y'know I never realized I was so horny. I'm honestly cool with it so long as it ain't some weird shit. It's my blog and I'll be as horny as I please lmao.