Hey, I know you!

Look who's talking pal. Say what's the deal? is this some kinda weird alternate dimension thing going on? Eh who am I to judge the more bugs the better.

I bet I'm gonna get more friends than you. Friends who won't leave me to disarm a bomb...

That was once Cheeks, and hey look at that you got better, and a fancy new skin to boot. As for the getting more friends the obscure sidekick of the already obscure character might not be the best idea.

You rang?

Yes that's right ladies and gentlemen, my stuffed chipmunk of a sidekick now has a blog. What is this world coming to.

WHERE IS CHEEEEEEKS?

Cheeks is out for the moment but I'm sure he'll be back soon

DENTAL FLOSS OR EMBROIDERY FLOSS?

What even is that second one?

BOLOGNA OR SPAM?

Sorry can't hear you

Q-TIPS OR TOOTHPICKS?

nice try, I know you're watching me.

Holy cow I never would have guessed that it worked

Like no really I've got some followers that aren't my sister just messing with me. Sorry I've been "gone" I don't really think I was ever really here. Being able to teleport and all you kinda lose track of location and role-play blogs etc. Well I guess "I'm back" now.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF TOOTHPASTE?

Bugger off. Get it bugs, ah puns

Looks like I'm not the only bug in town

You're one to talk. Hell by the looks of it you're from that racing game at the local arcade. I should really start to play video games again, thanks for reminding me.

Don't care

“I don’t eat things, just living things.”

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON?

So first some random cat starts to follow me around now some, dancer with a full head of teeth, who looks about twelve. I can't. I've been a fictional crime fighter for a while now but this is too far I want to talk to some normal people for once not just some crazy shit that I'm sure Bane is sending my way as punishment for, well everything. So if you seem to have a normal set of teeth or can be classified as a human or humanoid creature feel free to ask me questions.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

WWAH? Oh yeah uh, I've been asleep at this desk for a few weeks now. Sure if you think I'm living that poorly, you can come by and de-mouse my house if you want. I can't always promise food or pay but if you need something to do, feel free to bug me.

I thought you could use some folders and pens. I've got a lot of world hopping to do in a day, if I had the time I would stop and chat more. But hey now you're out and now in this neighborhood too so I'll pop by from time to time to make sure everything is alright.

I’m not related to any of these lugs, I just went to school with sweet little Eddie. And sure I know Crane too, and then there’s Jack… but we’re not family…

VISITED… Visited? So that was you! You call poofing into my cell unannounced and yelling “SUPPLIES!” VISITING? 

One more round. Reblog if you're a DC RP blog. No Marvel people please.

If you’ve already liked or rebloged the first two posts you don’t need to do that to this one unless you know people follow you that aren’t on the list.

You may also send me a list of people that aren’t on the list if you think that they should be. 

Thanks, 

DC Master List Admin

Hey champ, Bug here and I've got a thing or two to say about teleportation. IT'S AWESOME! I have no idea why anyone wouldn't want to be able to. I don't know about big, wide, and grumpy or his lady friend but at the snap of a finger I can be anywhere in the world. As for the random location just think about something you know if going to be safe like an open field or empty rooms and go from there. You don't have to take my word for it drop me a line sometime and I'll tell you more.

Random teleportation seems dangerous, I’d rather fly even for small distances.

Me too…I’d hate to end up in some place dangerous or IN an inanimate object…

Well that was an adventure.

Yeah I was out being a hero and what not, for sure. yep. always, saving the day and what not. Totally not covering up the fact that I've been trying to get the ice cream stain out of my costume for the past three days. Yeah it's been nothing but cobwebs and self loathing up in here. 

I hear Bane and Talia are gonna give away stuff if they get some number of followers I'd like to say I'd do the same but I mean I've got like four of you and I've got a feeling that's all I'm gonna get so I'll just toss my hat into Bane's I'm sure he won't care. 

But like for real guys I'm super lonely, the only reason I started this ask blog is because the Justice League kicked me out and I had a good run with the Doom Patrol but it wasn't for me, so ask me something I mean it. I'm full of stupid answers.