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Alright. Question for the entire group. Considering that you all are pretty much a found family of one another. Which role are you in a household? Who's the dad, who's the mom, the aunt, etc?
I don't like this question... Everyone is going to say I'm the baby.
Hey kid, if you don't wanna be the baby, that's fine by me! Bienfu can be the baby, and the scapegoat of the family. You can be... The big brother.
Me, a big brother...? Hm...
On one condition! I want to be the dad!
Cool. So I'll be the mom then?
... What? What kind of conclusion is that?
Everything about this is wrong...
If I may introject- I don't think those roles suit either of you. Magilou would make a horrible father, and Rokurou isn't motherly at all. Gender roles aside... (Which still matter to me, by the way.)
I think I should be the mom! And... I think Eizen would make the best dad out of all of us.
Sorry, but I unfortunately disagree. There's no way I could ever have a child- as any child I would have would be destined to a life full of misfortune with me as their guardian. The reaper's grind never stops💯
Rokurou can be the dad. I'll just be an old family friend.
Fine! But just so you all know, I am a dad that believes in corporal punishment.
You better keep your hands off of Phi, Rokurou.
Bienfu is fair game, though! I give you permission as his birth father.
For the dudes only! What’s your favorite bug and why?
"For the dudes only...?" Why the specification? Women can't enjoy bugs?
Hold on, Rokurou. I don't think they meant it like that. It's not that women can't enjoy bugs- but they typically don't.
In fact, I think Velvet and the others mentioned before that they don't particularly care for bugs explicitly.
yeah i don't really give a shit. bugs are bugs. i just kill them on sight
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that is fucked. sorry.
Velvet's lack of appreciation for the fragile lives of innocent bugs aside-
I love the Brush Jewel Beetle. Scientific name: Julodis cirrosa. They're extremely beautiful creatures, and their short yet action packed lives fascinate me.
I've been fixated on Assassin Bugs. Their method of hunting is brutal. (awesome)
Um, as for me... I don't really know if I have a favorite yet.
My favorite bug right now is the beetle we all found together.
Magilou, if you had to do one last standup routine with one of your friends, who would you pick?
What a question! You've dealt me a bad hand from the start.
All of my "friends," as you say, are fucking terrible at stand up comedy. When they're up on the stage, it's like watching a horse try to swim out of a lake. (HORSES AREN'T KNOWN TO BE THE BEST SWIMMERS!)
I think the better question is: "Who would I ABSOLUTELY NOT pick?"
My answer in that case would have to be Eizen. He is the WORST out of all of them.
The show I did with Eizen has been marked in my memory as one of the most humiliating moments of my life. Do you understand how significant that is, all things considered?
I liked our show. You're just mad because you couldn't keep up with my wit.
(I will not put a pipe bomb in his toilet.... I will not put a pipe bomb in his toilet... I will no
Now, this might come off as an odd question. Velvet, Eleanor, Magilou. If you were to have kids, it doesn't matter with whom, would you want a boy or a girl, and what names would you give them?
kids...? i don't know... i was taking care of Laphi for basically my whole life- he practically was my kid.
i don't think i'll ever have kids, so there's no use thinking about it.
I'm with Velvet! Sorry, but no thanks!
However, if we're being purely hypothetical here, I would be the most splendiferous absent father to my imaginary children!
My children, Bienfu and Magigigika Mirdin Do Din Norurun Du II, (The Second!) would yearn day and night for their most mysterious and distinguished father to return home to them...
My children (Hypothetical!) would learn the hard way that in life, nothing ever goes quite how you'd like it to. Of course, this is why I should never have children.
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I truly am the only normal person here, aren't I?
As for me, I have given this subject much thought! I don't mind having a boy OR a girl! Either is good.
If I had a boy, I'd name him Eli! If I had a girl, I'd name her Evera! I'm very fond of names that begin with 'E!'
Rokurou. Have you ever considered taking in a pupil to pass down your Rangetsu Style, maybe start a dojo?
A dojo, huh? That sounds pretty sweet, actually!
But y'know, the Rangetsu Style is really only supposed to be taught within the family. That's the tradition, anyway.
Guess I'm not exactly a stickler for tradition, though... I've already broken many family taboos by now. (LOL)
It's settled! Rokurou Rangetsu's Rangetsu Style Dojo is open for business! It's a one man show, but I'll be sure to cover all bases. Come get your lessons anytime!
I'll accept payment in the form of booze.
(Oh... I was thinking about asking for a lesson, but...)