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Do you game?
Definitely. If you want to know how skilled I am, just ask @asksam. He loses to me all the time.
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Other than your friends and the various people you've hooked up with, who do you think the most attractive people are?
Henry Cavill? Do you think if I found someone that attractive, I wouldn't have hooked up with them?
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Oh, shit. That's rough. Actually speaking of, can I grab some for Halloween? I'm trying to have a good time at this party and with the costume I'm being forced to wear, I'm going to need it.
My dad dipped out on us when I was in middle school. No note, just a whole lot of nothing. Dude, six more years of school? No wonder you don't want to be sober. If you need anything, hit me up. I'll give you a discount because that's brutal. I've honestly never been good at that, but we'll see. Well, at least it's only for one night, right?
#brett#dash#// he most certainly does not need to give sebastian a discount lmao#// also he'll never shut up about the costume lol
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Which is...?
Yeah, with one important detail in common.
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If it were for any other costume, I wouldn't be against committing, but for Fred? It's not worth it. Did I mention that you owe me?
You think I don't know that after knowing you this long? I completely agree. In fact, if you don't want to wear the wig and you'd look good blonde, you could always just dye your hair.
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Our Nationals trophy would prove the opposite. Whatever you have to say to convince yourself of that though. Because it's a tried and true way of getting out aggression. It's a productive means to an end.
The most memorable things about that performance were the mismatched harmonies and the way that it ended. Whoever gave you all permission to do that setlist should be arrested. For that reason exactly; I keep forgetting that I've been there, done that. Why do you?
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Halloween is totally the day to succeed in that, and Sugar's party is the perfect venue for it. Why wouldn't you want to go?
Welma is more suitable for a group costume anyway. I'm not sure I'm going to go to Sugar's party. I was thinking if I go out I'd just stay around campus. Do something different. Because what I've been doing has not yielded results in the, find a random hookup, category of life I'm trying to experience.
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A new use? Definitely. Maybe the week before my birthday?
It will be a tragic day when it comes to an end, but I'm confident that you'll just have a new use instead. It has been quite some time since I've been, guys weekend?
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What does that mean? The purpose is to dress up and look sexy. The fact that you think you were learning about Halloween in third grade history is very telling of your intelligence.
I hate to admit that I would put you in the same category as the actual Ken. How does a couple costume defeat the purpose of Halloween...isn't the purpose to dress up and get candy? Or did I miss some kind of history lesson in 3rd grade.
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Running away? I might. I haven't decided yet. I've still got like six more years of college left so that's still up in the air for now. You just have to limit yourself, man. Honestly, not really.
Yeah, but least it's better than one of them running away, right? Are you going to go back once you finish school? Good to know. Because apparently I worry people too much when I'm not sober. Is it at least a good group costume?
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Was it? I believe I've already forgotten it. I'd say my Nationals winning performance last year was pretty memorable, and yours was...oh, wait. If I'm so forgettable, why do you keep coming back for more?
Obnoxious, maybe, but at least it was memorable. That's more than I can say for anything you've ever done. On or offline.
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You know the way to my heart.
You're right, it is incredibly hard to believe. Then maybe I need to find something new to teach you.
Maybe the second one, too?
I realize this is probably incredibly hard to believe but I'm hardly their sole and only customer. Though... I guess maybe within my age bracket? If only there was still something left for me to teach when you're already such a gifted student.
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I'd suggest against Velma, unless you want to cause a scene at the party. I hear that costume is taken. Either way though, my pick would be Bring It On. I assume you'd be Isis? That's the sexiest pick on the list and what is Halloween for if not sexy costumes?
Why is choosing a Halloween costume as difficult as picking a college to attend? It shouldn't be that serious but I can not decide between Bring It On, Princess Tiana and Velma. I have all of the costumes already and they're all comfortable so how am I suppose to choose? So I guess I need some input.
My inability to make this decision is the only reason I'm bringing it to the general public. Don't make me regret it.
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And I always want to hear compliments. Oh, I'd definitely look good blonde. I just don't think any man look hot in a wig. Fine.
Hey, I'm just telling you what I think you want to hear. YAY!! Amazing. What, you don't think you'll look good blonde? Can you wear a wig for five minutes at the start for photos? Then you can ditch it for the rest of the night.
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What a compliment. Fine. But you're not going to make me wear a wig, are you?
From what I know about you, it seems like you could probably get laid wearing any costume so why re-wear something? I don't know, both?? It's not important. What's important is you agreeing to be our Fred so we can have the whole gang locked down. Please and thank you.
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You hate to admit a fact? I'm not into couples costumes. It kind of defeats the purpose of Halloween. I've done Top Gun before, that was a good one.
As much as I hate to say it, honestly you'd make a really good Ken. Just find a girl to go as Barbie with you and you'd be set. Otherwise you could do something like pilot or greaser, those are pretty easy.
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I got the answers I needed. I preferred answers from my friends anyway, over strangers who feel entitled to posting their opinions on the internet. That's the thing, I'm not looking for creative, I'm looking for sexy, and you're definitely not the person to ask about that.
And something tells me that everyone hasn't. But isn't it nice that a few people have chimed in? It's heartwarming to know that people are so willing to help those who struggle with creativity, isn't it?
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