askjoltik
Answer My Riddles
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Gladius: ...Or I guess that works too.
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Mod note: Happy Star Sending! The Pawniard is yours to keep, if you'd like! They are fully prepared to be bossed around. (Please tell me if you would because I have a ref I could finish)
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Arc @ Mingi: “Hey Stinky, this town is a dump, completely bad vibes everywhere. Actually, it seems kinda silly to make a city in the first place since you could use the cleansing affects of nature to deal with all the nasty shadows. Hmm, I guess it’s too late for that but you could at least try to clean this place up. Don’t worry tho, I’m an expert on this sort of thing Chew Toy. Try sprinkling a little bit of bath salt everywhere, and also try lighting some purifying incense, oh and also it’s very important you invest in some crystaaaallllss”. Arc continues to Jabber on about things they know nothing about.
Sorry Arc should have known better than approach a plush cat who has strong sense of cat instincts
Besides mingi wouldnt understand half of what they said,,,
♠Ask hints
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Migmog gave a dating sim prompt so I had to include Arc.
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@asklostlornlite
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(A fan art Friday??? Maybe????)
#Awww they are beautiful#I love how spikey and yellow Arc is#the expressions are so so good#Tysm I love
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Arc @ Kyogre: “Are you wearing” The spider grabs the end of Kyogre’s clothes in order to look at them up close “SILK?!?!” Arc looks like he is about to have an aneurysm.
"Oh, this isn't silk! It's cotton. Silk is far too hot to wear in the tropics. No need to worry, little one."
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Wishlist for the star sending event:
Servants with undying loyalty to be bossed around
Spicy new hat or outfit, but it has to be bought from the secret Joltik clothing shop
Razz berries
Batteries
Poetry for him to criticize so that he can feel smart and important
Arc scribbles his wishlist unto a piece of paper but he doesn’t know how to write so he just draws funny stick pictures before tossing the list at the hoopa. “Alright Pink Elf, the contract is sealed. I need you to give this to Santi Paws pronto. Or I guess it’s for whoever my mysterious benefactor is, uh just tell them they are my new unpaid intern. Also room is board will be included. Here I’m feeling generous so I’ll excavate some space from underneath that log over there for them to live in”.
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(Jokull@Joltik) The Glaceon, walking past, abruptly stops as he almost steps on a small yellow Pokemon that he noticed just in time. "Oh! Hello there, little one, I didn't notice you there!" he chuckles sheepishly. "What are you doing out here all on your own? Are your parents around??"
“He said that he would give me a piece of candy if I delivered this package real sneaky beaky like”.
It takes little effort for Jokull to notice that the stapler in question is in fact his.
@harmonia-university
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( @sweetdreamscafe ) Arc's appearance doesn't reflect their name all that well- so let's change that with a little spell! Ak'o's spell has turned Arc into an Arceus for 4 asks- or however long you'd like~
Arc notices that he has in fact become an Arceus.
“Ah, I don’t know what your talking about. See, I look exactly the same.” Arc’s new size is gargantous. He towers over Ako. “Um if you’ll excuse me, I have some unfinished business with the universe. Arceus things, you know?” The spider scurries off in haste, now eager and elated. Thirty seconds pass before the disaster sirens can be heard in the distance.
Arceus transformation 1/4
@sweetdreamscafe
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The paramedics had to be called in after the smallest gala guest was squished by Destino.
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*A stumbling Destino heads over.*
Destino: How......are you so small????? How????? How do you even........survive........I could squash you........but I won't........or will I?????? Here......I need you to hold these for a.......bit.......
*Destino hands their sunglasses to you.*
Arc feels a looming presence getting closer. Their personal space is quickly intruded upon which causes the Joltik to hiss with irritated complaints. “Back off two legs, can’t you see that this is the non hooman table”. Destino doesn’t seem to notice and proceeds to comment on the joltik’s apparent small stature and low survival rate.
“Nobody asked”, Arc quickly stops as they notice that the Prime is now way too close for comfort.
The drunk Destino quickly slams their glasses down, not realizing that the spider is being smothered.
@ask-the-royal-absol
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Morris: "Another Bug Type of deity-like power, huh?" He kneels over the Joltik cynically, "You got any fancy moves up those tiny little sleeves of yours? Or do you just like to throw around a spark of electricity every now and then and call it Judgement?"
“I know what you are”.
@askleaderscrest
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Arc skates between the dining room silverware as the other guests are eating.
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JOE SKATEBOARDER (REAL)
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“Better keep up or you’ll find yourself falling down the food chain”.
@ask-a-learning-ai
(Arc @ Snow): The Joltik skitters from under a table “Psssssssstttttt”. He makes sure that he has Snow’s attention. “Psssstttt, hey I heard from the other guests that your an AI? That means you’re familiar with the internet right? Alright then, step into my office and I’ll show you a true professional at work”. He lifts the tablecloth so that Snow can see what’s underneath, but there is nothing aside from cobwebs. “This is what web design is all about”.
Snow sighed, clearly unamused, “I understand the joke but wordplay is extremely overdone, try something a bit more creative next time” said Snow
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(@eevee-crossing) Fuegia @ Arc: "Arceus? But... you're just a Joltik, dude..." She nervously smiles at the smallest gala attendant. "Do ya have godlike powers or somethin' haha, burney...?
@eevee-crossing
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(Ask-Eden) Etoile floats on by, but quickly zooms back upon spotting the joktik on the ground. They float over curiously and hover in front of them, looking down. “Hello! It’s been so long since I’ve encountered a Joltik! Always so hard to spot!” They smile and ears flick forward with interest “Such tiny clothes! Did you make them yourself? Or is there a secret joltik clothing shop? >:3c”
“The ring was given to me so that I could turn into a human, buuuuuuuut the lack of aesthetic, Disgustang. Can you imagine me walking on two legs and having only two eyes? Yeah, it’s horrific, I’m not giving up my perfect beach bod for that. However, as you can see I’m using the ring for other purposes and now my form is even MORE magnificent and perfect. So, you can’t have my clothes since their just an illusion, Too bad”.
@ask-eden
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