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ask-the-failures · 8 years

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There you go. o3o

Eey guess wat!

I want to draw everyone’s Gardevoirs, Gallades, kirlias and ralts!

Just reblog with your characters refs! That simple!

Thanks! -w-

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ask-the-failures · 8 years

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Apologies for the lack of activity. Life stuff is catching up, and I have no time for plotting and blogging. However commissions are open since I really need some money to help pay bills.

Signal boosts are appreciated.

Commissions are now OPEN!

It took me a lot of time, planning, consultation, and procrastination. Now I’m ready to open ‘em.

Special shoutout to @airakanke and @gregnas-the-grouch for helping me with this.

Commission Status: OPEN

Prices: (USD)

Lineart: $15/+$5 Per additional Character

Color (Flat): $20/+$10 Per additional Character

Color (Shaded): $25-30/+$10 Per additional Character

Chibi (Lines): $10/+$3 Per additional Character

Chibi (Color): $15/+$5 Per additional Character

*Note: Prices will vary slightly depending on how complicated the commission may be.

RULES:

Absolutely NO NSFW. Non-negotiable.

No fetishes.*

No reference? No commission.

I have the right to deny a commission for any reason, and/or without explanation.

Where?: All commissions must be paid at Paypal ([email protected]).

How?: You must send me an email, stating the type of commission you want, and a link/attachment to the character(s)’s reference. Payment must be done after final negotiations, and before the piece begins.

Signal boosts are appreciated!

Keep reading

#friendly reminder that i'm alive

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ask-the-failures · 8 years

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On anon, send me future predictions for my blog

((ok so it’s monday but I really want to know is where YOU think this blog is going. ))

#im still alive #sorta

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Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't reply, I just have to read it and post it.

#i dunno #go ahead i guess

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11-13

11. On your character.

Well, there’s many ways of answering this, so I’m just gonna assume this question is talking about my opinions on your characters.

I can safely assume one thing: You write them good. They all have distinct personalities, and memorable character traits.

12. On your own writing.

On my own writing? Haha. Lemme tell you something about my writing.

It’s mediocre, at best. But admittedly, I was never one to make good stories, or write great pieces of literature. It may be sub-par, but in no way do I hate how I write.

13. On following back.

Following back is appreciated, but is never mandatory.

In slightly related news, if you’re a porn/NSFW blog, please refrain from following me. I’d like to keep my blog as PG-13 (In terms of sexual content, at least) as possible.

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ask-the-failures · 8 years

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How old do you think i am based on my art?

#more meme stuff #please?

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ask-the-failures · 8 years

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Okay, poll time.

Who would honestly want me to open commissions?

#mun talk #money stuff #commission stuff

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ask-the-failures · 8 years

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Because the first two failed to respond, the list moves up.

1st place-

@ask-fuzzballflareon

2nd place- @ask-the-pokeherosplatoon

3rd place - @lolipopkitten-mun

4th place- @dragons-noose-hotel

The first two may now claim their babs. The newly drawns are also given 3 days to respond in order to still participate.

In case some others didn’t know, the first placers have the right to choose first so if your pick was claimed by those above your place, then they keep them and you have to choose someone else.

Fingers crossed!

#Just a warning #Another 3 days for the giveaway

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ask-the-failures · 8 years

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Mun Views

A quick warning. These views may be unpopular, or controversial, but they are subjective.

1. On formatting.

2. On OCs.

3. On smut.

4. On your fandom.

5. On exclusivity.

6. On 'burnbookisms'/anti-blogs.

7. On hate.

8. On positivity.

9. On OOC posts.

10. On URLs.

11. On your character.

12. On your own writing.

13. On following back.

14. On one-liners.

15. On tumblr.

16. On roleplaying in general.

17. On community trends

18. On music tastes of peers.

19. On how much your peers know of other topics

20. On trigger notions

21. On opinions of peers

22. On cynicism

23. On movie tastes of your peers

24. On any controversies that have rocked parts of some fandoms(not the community. Just fandoms)

#Something to hold me over while I work on plot

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Reminder to the winners,

-It’s okay for you to use the following pictures as the reference sheet in your blog, as long as you credit @ask-the-failures for drawing them.

-Once claimed, their name, level, moves, age and gender are all up to you. The names given to them are once we just suggested for them.

First place is @askdisabledlilligant,

Second place is @askmaplephantump

Third place is @ask-fuzzballflareon

Fourth place is @ask-the-pokeherosplatoon

As we’ve said before, you have 3 days to respond to either @askthebattlebox or @ask-the-failures so we know you’re still participating. If not, the list moves up and another winner will be drawn from the list.

Afterwards, either one of us will contact you regarding your claim.

Thank you, and congrats.

#Just a note regarding the giveaway

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“So, am I supposed to fight all of you now?

...Doesn’t seem much of a challenge, admittedly.”

The buffest Gardevoir has arrived!

@rakkuguy

Have you been battling with Gardevoir in Pokkén Tournament? http://bit.ly/1RJUw42

#reblogging only because Faore's here #ooc #long post #Faore the Gardevoir #Pokken Tournament

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(ABB) Merge @ Faore: Why, aren't you a big girl? Nice scarf... Hey, I heard some juicy things from the 'mon of the surrounding area. That black market thing you were from, can you tell me more about it?

Faore: Uhm... Thank you for the compliments..?

...Wait, e-excuse me? Did you mention the b-black market..?

H-How did you...

Ares: ...Faore? I think it’s time you got back to that weight training. I’ll handle her.

And as the large Gardevoir left, Arestides approached the rather unruly human, and pointed his finger at her, with his teeth grinding together.

Ares: Listen here, you little shit. I don’t know where you got that info, but the Underground’s a top-secret breeding organization, known only to a select few, including us. This kind of info doesn’t spread as easily as butter on toast.

So if you don’t want your pretty little head exploding like a bubble in a bear trap, or worse, I suggest you tell me where the fuck you got that info. Because you can’t fool me with all that “gossip” bullshit you were spouting earlier.

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ask-the-failures · 8 years

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I have to apologize as well.

not.

I am so so so sorry, Rids.

But also not very sorry.

#mun talk #sorry not sorry

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ask-the-failures · 8 years

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Since everyone’s doing it...

Character Sexualities:

Faore: Bisexual

Kaiee: Asexual

Aiden: HONOR-sexual Asexual

Arestides: Mildly Pansexual

Tsokolad: None (Before anyone says anything, he’s 3 years old. Ya nasties.)

Gale: Demisexual

Jacque: Jacque-sexual~

#mun talk #character sexualities #hi-jacque-d

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Remington: "Why were you all rejected? You seem like perfectly nice Pokemon."

Ares: "Look kid. Ya gotta learn from an early age that life ain't all about sunshine and rainbows as your parents made you think.

We came from a black market business. Underground breeding. Top shelf gets top dollar. You come out with one thing wrong, you get rejected. And we got the lucky treatment of being sent out to the wild to die from predators. There's the unlucky few that die on site.

So listen up and listen good. Surely you can ignore your stomach for a second or two.

Bein' "nice" ain't ever gonna cut it in this world. Not by a fucking long shot.

And before you start complainin', I know you're fuckin 20 or whatever."

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