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aruban-spaceshuttle · 1 month
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Me kinning a girl character: You struggle not in vain. I watch you dance through a one way mirror, and parrot your movements so much that people put me on stages to watch. We’re both on that stage, and I pirouette atop my skull in the same fashion as you would, tracing the stitches you wound inside me.
Me kinning a boy character: (American cop voice) Sir! SIR! Drop your pants, now. SIR! DROP YOUR PANTS RIGHT NOW! SIR! YOU ARE SURROUNDED! NOW DROP YOUR PANTS AND PUT YOUR BOXERS IN THE AIR!
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aruban-spaceshuttle · 2 months
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With how diverse and expansively accepting the Our Life universe, characters, and choices are, you’d think it’s fan base would hold views pertaining to said universe, characters, and choices. Idk why I’m surprised when I’ve been in the My Little Pony fandom in the mid 2010s, but I guess I assumed that a smaller fandom wouldn’t have the capacity for shit like this, especially considering it’s themes and content.
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aruban-spaceshuttle · 3 months
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“The accident was 20 years ago. You have to let me go, okay?”
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my phone does this weird thing while playing olba where it randomly gets stuck in the middle of a sprite appearance animation for a few seconds
and in this screenshot the bug makes cove look like he's become a fading figment of the mc's memory
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aruban-spaceshuttle · 7 months
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Stock market? Dow Jones? Oh yeah I’ve heard about all that. Isn’t it just like the lame version of the first hour of the OLNF kickstarter launch?
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aruban-spaceshuttle · 7 months
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nobody warns you this but addiction happens without you noticing and one of the first things that it attacks is your ability to care. if you find yourself using recreational drugs every day, stop and take one day a week sober. if you struggle with this or if you don't see the point of the exercise, you are likely already addicted and you need help.
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aruban-spaceshuttle · 7 months
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Ever wondered what it’d be like to snuggle with a soft-hearted ocean man? Well wonder no more! Experience the warmth of Cove, and without the worry of him tracking sand everywhere.
Preorders open until October 21! 💚 Preorder link in description!
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aruban-spaceshuttle · 7 months
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5 days to go yall
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aruban-spaceshuttle · 8 months
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Most Datable Datable Character Semi-Finals match-ups
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First poll going up in less than 24 hours!
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aruban-spaceshuttle · 8 months
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Well. We know what we have to do now.
Bonus round of Cove vs Tamarack?
I mean sure I can do that
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aruban-spaceshuttle · 8 months
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Can’t believe our panromantic demisexual autistic king is losing to garrus. I’ve played both games and garrus is so mid compared to cove. Y’all really letting a Straight Alien beat Our Teal King smh
Love loses
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aruban-spaceshuttle · 8 months
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SHAKING CRYING THROWING UP SITTING DOWN ROLLING ON THE FLOOR PUNCHING WALLS ROCKING BACK AND FORTH IN FETAL POSITION
QUARTER-FINALS MATCH 2
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Garrus propaganda:
"Garrus is a character who went from being a shit head punk in ME1 and grows and betters himself over the games. He talks over the hard choices in ME3 without judging Shepard no matter what they choice. He is pretty much the first to stand up for them and even when his own home is being destroyed and he doesn’t know if his father and sister are alive he’s there for SHEPARD. He is there for the person who is always there for everyone else! ME3 Garrus is honestly Best Garrus and I want to celebrate how good his character arc is over the games.
And the best part is: the romance doesn’t fix him. He still grows and improves if you romance him or not!
Idk, I just don’t think it’s super fair to reduce him to his ME1 character when the fact that him growing and improving is the part I like best about him. Garrus, to me, shows you can always get better and life is about always getting better. It’s never too late to be better.
And he has the power to make Shepard dance good in the Citadel DLC."
Cove propaganda:
“This bad boy can fit so much autism in him”
“he is sooo loveable. he's autistic. he's kind. he has a scar on his arm from a waterbike accident. he likes food when they mix them he is VERY awkward with a crush (love it) and he's so interested in the ocean. hates being all formal and stuff. his game is basically about possibly living life with a neighbor like him and it's so cool. please play this game. for him. ocean man take me by the hand”
“Cove is the best boy. He's the deuteragonist (Next to the player) from the game and he's literally the best thing that happened to me. He can be kinda clingy, but who doesn't love a little guy who sneaks into their room to say hi (not as creepy as it sounds, I swear).”
“He is such a sweet person, that deeply cares about the mc, he is such a crybaby in the best way.”
“Look I know he's already your profile picture, but HEAR ME OUT ON THIS!! He's so nice, he's so sweet, it's childhood friends/neighbors to lovers, he likes sea animals and his game is summer themed and I'm a sucker for summer stuff abhdszagvaz!!!!! The VN is so wholesome and fluffy and Cove is just perfect boyfriend material”
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aruban-spaceshuttle · 8 months
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QUARTER-FINALS MATCH 2
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Garrus propaganda:
"Garrus is a character who went from being a shit head punk in ME1 and grows and betters himself over the games. He talks over the hard choices in ME3 without judging Shepard no matter what they choice. He is pretty much the first to stand up for them and even when his own home is being destroyed and he doesn’t know if his father and sister are alive he’s there for SHEPARD. He is there for the person who is always there for everyone else! ME3 Garrus is honestly Best Garrus and I want to celebrate how good his character arc is over the games.
And the best part is: the romance doesn’t fix him. He still grows and improves if you romance him or not!
Idk, I just don’t think it’s super fair to reduce him to his ME1 character when the fact that him growing and improving is the part I like best about him. Garrus, to me, shows you can always get better and life is about always getting better. It’s never too late to be better.
And he has the power to make Shepard dance good in the Citadel DLC."
Cove propaganda:
“This bad boy can fit so much autism in him”
“he is sooo loveable. he's autistic. he's kind. he has a scar on his arm from a waterbike accident. he likes food when they mix them he is VERY awkward with a crush (love it) and he's so interested in the ocean. hates being all formal and stuff. his game is basically about possibly living life with a neighbor like him and it's so cool. please play this game. for him. ocean man take me by the hand”
“Cove is the best boy. He's the deuteragonist (Next to the player) from the game and he's literally the best thing that happened to me. He can be kinda clingy, but who doesn't love a little guy who sneaks into their room to say hi (not as creepy as it sounds, I swear).”
“He is such a sweet person, that deeply cares about the mc, he is such a crybaby in the best way.”
“Look I know he's already your profile picture, but HEAR ME OUT ON THIS!! He's so nice, he's so sweet, it's childhood friends/neighbors to lovers, he likes sea animals and his game is summer themed and I'm a sucker for summer stuff abhdszagvaz!!!!! The VN is so wholesome and fluffy and Cove is just perfect boyfriend material”
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aruban-spaceshuttle · 8 months
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QUARTER-FINALS MATCH 2
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Garrus propaganda:
"Garrus is a character who went from being a shit head punk in ME1 and grows and betters himself over the games. He talks over the hard choices in ME3 without judging Shepard no matter what they choice. He is pretty much the first to stand up for them and even when his own home is being destroyed and he doesn’t know if his father and sister are alive he’s there for SHEPARD. He is there for the person who is always there for everyone else! ME3 Garrus is honestly Best Garrus and I want to celebrate how good his character arc is over the games.
And the best part is: the romance doesn’t fix him. He still grows and improves if you romance him or not!
Idk, I just don’t think it’s super fair to reduce him to his ME1 character when the fact that him growing and improving is the part I like best about him. Garrus, to me, shows you can always get better and life is about always getting better. It’s never too late to be better.
And he has the power to make Shepard dance good in the Citadel DLC."
Cove propaganda:
“This bad boy can fit so much autism in him”
“he is sooo loveable. he's autistic. he's kind. he has a scar on his arm from a waterbike accident. he likes food when they mix them he is VERY awkward with a crush (love it) and he's so interested in the ocean. hates being all formal and stuff. his game is basically about possibly living life with a neighbor like him and it's so cool. please play this game. for him. ocean man take me by the hand”
“Cove is the best boy. He's the deuteragonist (Next to the player) from the game and he's literally the best thing that happened to me. He can be kinda clingy, but who doesn't love a little guy who sneaks into their room to say hi (not as creepy as it sounds, I swear).”
“He is such a sweet person, that deeply cares about the mc, he is such a crybaby in the best way.”
“Look I know he's already your profile picture, but HEAR ME OUT ON THIS!! He's so nice, he's so sweet, it's childhood friends/neighbors to lovers, he likes sea animals and his game is summer themed and I'm a sucker for summer stuff abhdszagvaz!!!!! The VN is so wholesome and fluffy and Cove is just perfect boyfriend material”
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aruban-spaceshuttle · 8 months
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Baxter sure is hard working...
Hey! Where are you looking?!
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aruban-spaceshuttle · 8 months
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PLEASE there is no separation between my Our Life character and my own self except hairstyle and physique like I feel like I need to start talking in third person around y’all 😭😭
bruh i notice everyone has their cute lil OC's they play w and im over here. self insert whore. LIKE PLEASE
others: "here's my OC, here's their cool backstory"
me: "here is my remixed trauma fucked childhood but this time make it ✨️SPARKLY✨️"
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aruban-spaceshuttle · 8 months
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ROUND 4 MATCH 1
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Sebastian propaganda:
"He's an extremely attractive emo boy who has a passion for coding and a passion for his friends! He's the hot loner type~ <333"
Tamarack propaganda:
“She's fat. she can date women. she has a path in life crisis at 14 years old. she loves the forest. she loves music. she will care for you so much. she's fat and the game just treats this as a fact about her! she's curious and loves to know things and gift things and AUGH she is so datable. i want to kiss her and have a picnic with her. who doesn't love a gal who appreciates the forest and the people around it?”
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aruban-spaceshuttle · 8 months
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Here y’all go 🙄
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