if i had a nickel for every time lando was positioned directly behind lily in coupley pics with oscar like it’s mid century art about the homosexual experience i would have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

what if star trek was called freak trek and there qas a whole episode about vulan mating rituals and spock goes into heat and the only thing that cures it is wrestling kirk in the red sands of vulca hold on .

semi-yearly reminder that you can make a copy of this ao3 html script gdoc to convert your fic and copy-paste into ao3 to avoid the weird things it does with lines and spacing!

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galex

exes on bad terms

company party

2004

(Referenced Lewis’s outfit for both of them)

hey sorry we put your players in a time loop. yeah they can only win by learning, and they can only learn by playing. yeah grant o’brien is carboloading next to their podiums. yeah they know that x equals 8 so y must equal 6. no they can’t use the ladder. yeah now they’re doing the wenis. sorry. 

it's a great story

Partners in Crime

LandOscar Spy/Assassin AU!

i hope williams keep inviting oscar to team torque every week until alex gets us a definitive answer on whether logan and oscar have fucked or not

Esteban Ocon would do numbers on on 2012 tumblr with his MCU facts.

I’m sure Carlando scholars have talked about this before but wow. The really just do this type of stuff on main eh?

Sometimes at work you repair people’s microwaves. Sometimes you become the god of an ancient people. And you don’t even get hazard pay because there’s no such thing as pay. You’re there because you like repairing the microwaves.