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armedagencyquotes · 2 years

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Atsushi: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Dazai: Yeah like when I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man.

Atsushi: THE WHO???

Dazai: Oh is this not a safe space anymore?

Ranpo: Wow you think you know someone.

#incorrect bsd quotes #incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #mod ranpo #atsushi nakajima #dazai osamu #ranpo edogawa

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armedagencyquotes · 2 years

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Kunikida, looking at Dazai and Atsushi: I want to hear the bad news first.

Atsushi: We burnt the appartment down.

Kunikida: You What.

Dazai, holding up a perfect waffle: Do you not want to hear the good news?

#incorrect bsd quotes #incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #mod ranpo #[ edgar allen queue ]#doppo kunikida #atsushi nakajima #dazai osamu

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armedagencyquotes · 2 years

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Junichiro: I told Naomi I would make dinner because she always does it but I have no idea how to cook.

Atsushi, pouring milk directly into the cereal box: How would I be able to help?

#incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #incorrect bsd quotes #mod ranpo #[ edgar allen queue ]#atsushi nakajima #junichirou tanizaki #( tag break )#// I am sorry to be the one to tell y’all but atsushi doesn’t know how to cook #you know that one post with the discord video about the person who fucked up microwave noodles so badly?#that’s atsushi.

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armedagencyquotes · 2 years

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Akutagawa: My beloathed. My insignificant other. My worstie. My stupid rabbit. My fucked up abhorrent little meow meow.

#incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #incorrect bsd quotes #mod ranpo #[ edgar allen queue ]#akutagawa ryunosuke

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armedagencyquotes · 2 years

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Dazai: Yes I know the ten commandments.... number one you gotta have fun but baby when you’re done you gotta be the first to run.. number two just don't get attached to somebody you could lose so let me tell you this is how to be a hea

#incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #incorrect bsd quotes #mod ranpo #[ edgar allen queue ]#dazai osamu

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Glad you like them!!

And yes!! He would be very flustered and probably apologetic like “I’m so sorry it just kinda happens I’m so sorry-” while the other person goes “oh no it’s all fine” while in their head it’s more like “holy shit holy shit holy shit”

oh man I want to send in so many-

❤️‍🩹, 💖, 🗡 for Atsushi?

Gladly! >:D

Atsushi

❤️‍🩹 - Angsty Headcanon

Atsushi sleeps with a nightlight! He sleeps with a nightlight or at least some kind of light because the darkness reminds him of his time at the orphanage. If he wakes up in complete darkness he panics and transforms a lot!

💖 - Happy Headcanon

He purrs and murps like a cat! If he is focusing on work and you touch him he goes muurrp? Another thing is that when you pet him, he sometimes will make biscuits too! They’re usually hidden because he tends to knead his legs but he does do them!

🗡 - Badass Headcanon

Hmm I don’t know if it fully counts but I’m in control here so I’m gonna say it does! Before his time in the agency and back when he thought the were-tiger and him were different, not every place he went to he left a negative impact on! Once, in a smaller town, a building caught on fire and people were trapped inside. They were saved, however, by a white tiger who seemed to walk by the fire like it was nothing to save everyone inside before vanishing into the night.

#ranpo replies #and you have full permission !

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armedagencyquotes · 2 years

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Akutagawa: There are too many acronyms now everyone needs to shut up. MCYT. My chemical youtube romance. What are you saying.

#incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #incorrect bsd quotes #mod ranpo #[ edgar allen queue ]#akutagawa ryunosuke

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oh man I want to send in so many-

❤️‍🩹, 💖, 🗡 for Atsushi?

Gladly! >:D

Atsushi

❤️‍🩹 - Angsty Headcanon

Atsushi sleeps with a nightlight! He sleeps with a nightlight or at least some kind of light because the darkness reminds him of his time at the orphanage. If he wakes up in complete darkness he panics and transforms a lot!

💖 - Happy Headcanon

He purrs and murps like a cat! If he is focusing on work and you touch him he goes muurrp? Another thing is that when you pet him, he sometimes will make biscuits too! They’re usually hidden because he tends to knead his legs but he does do them!

🗡 - Badass Headcanon

Hmm I don’t know if it fully counts but I’m in control here so I’m gonna say it does! Before his time in the agency and back when he thought the were-tiger and him were different, not every place he went to he left a negative impact on! Once, in a smaller town, a building caught on fire and people were trapped inside. They were saved, however, by a white tiger who seemed to walk by the fire like it was nothing to save everyone inside before vanishing into the night.

#[ ranpo rambles ]

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armedagencyquotes · 2 years

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🏳️‍⚧️ and ⚧ for ranpo!! 🍭💕

OP you know the way to my heart 💜

Ranpo

⚧ - Pronoun Headcanon

He/They! I feel like he’d use some neos too though!! They feel like a xe/king kinda person to me! I think he vibes with neos and likes to use different ones everyday, though xe/king are the most common!

🏳️‍⚧️ - Gender Headcanon

Agender or Gender Apathetic!!!! My headcanon tends to switch a lot between them, though gender apathetic is the main one!

#[ ranpo rambles ]

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armedagencyquotes · 2 years

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New ask game: Gimme a character and an emoji, and I’ll tell you…

⚧- Pronoun headcanon

🏳️‍⚧️- Gender headcanon

🏳️‍🌈- Orientation headcanon

🌌- Zodiac sign headcanon

🧠- MBTI headcanon

❤️- Otp

🧡- Everyone I ship with this character

💛- Brotp

💚- Notp

💙- Crossover ship I like

💜- Crossover non-ship relationship I like

📖- AU I’d like to see them in

❤️‍🩹- Angsty headcanon

💖- Happy headcanon

😋- Funny/stupid headcanon

🥖- Food headcanon

🛌- Sleep headcanon

🏡- Domestic headcanon

🗡- Badass headcanon

❓- Anything else you want!

#[ ranpo rambles ]#feel free to send in more then one emoji !

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armedagencyquotes · 2 years

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Dazai: Polycule destroyed by emotionally charged game of among us.

#incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #incorrect bsd quotes #mod ranpo #[ edgar allen queue ]#dazai osamu

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armedagencyquotes · 2 years

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Thinking about doing an ask game or something to try and get used to posting again. I’ll sprinkle quotes in as well, but I just think it would be fun.

- Ranpo

#[ ranpo rambles ]

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armedagencyquotes · 2 years

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Atsushi: Crop top that says "met god," with singe marks around the bottom edge implying it used to be a full t shirt with additional text

Dazai: OP what pattern was the binder underneath?

#incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #incorrect bsd quotes #mod ranpo #dazai osamu #atsushi nakajima #( tag break )#// and this quote goes out to the person who liked my nyan binary pun #you and the three people who lost their shit gave me the motivation to post again for a while #me slapping the bsd characters on the head: these bad boys can fit so many headcanons in them #(I will gladly talk about my headcanons if asked)#(I’ve got lgbt related ones and also general headcanons!)#anyways the pattern on the binder was paw prints and fish skellys

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armedagencyquotes · 2 years

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Ranpo: Would you rather go one year without video games or go one year without sex?