You ought to be ashamed of yourselves. Sticking up for a liar and a horse-eater. Q'iam is hissing at you.

SAVE THE HORSES

M'aiq the Liar has been savagely killing and eating horses everywhere they can be found. He is driving horses to extinction! Help Q'iam exact justice by signing this petition to lock up M'aiq for being a horse-killer:

Wait, what did chickens do to deserve being called evil? They're just dumb featherballs.

Have you seen them? Vicious little fuckers

THIS ONE IS NOT AN EVIL DOPPELGANGER

Have you and Q'iam ever considered becoming friendly with each other again?

There is no being friendly with an evil doppelganger.

So do you also travel around Tamriel like your brother whose name you spuriously slander?

Q'iam also travels across Tamriel, though he does not venture into the planes of Oblivion like his brother.

So are you against meat-eating in general, or just horses and people?

This one hates meat-eating of all kinds. Except for chicken. Chickens are evil beasts that deserve only death.

M'aiq is lying, of course. Have you all forgot that his title is "M'aiq the Liar?" He already eats horses, it is not far-fetched for him to have eaten someone's guar.

Q'iam is not "evil." He is misunderstood and hated for telling truth and being an advocate for horses.

I confronted Q’iam about eating my Guar, and he had the AUDACITY to blame you 🥲.

That is just like Q'iam. He thinks he can do nothing wrong, so when he does fuck up, he blames poor, innocent M'aiq. As this one has said, he is evil.

If he gives you any more trouble, let me know. Mephala owes this one a favor and could convince him to stop.

This is almost worse

Wait, why did your parents literally just give you your twin's name but backwards?

Because this one's parents hate Q'iam. They wanted exactly two children and this one already had an older sister. That this one was born alongside M'aiq was what this one's parents call a "tragic accident." Thus, they decided that Q'iam must be an evil shadow version of M'aiq. This one thinks they spend too much time with daedra.

Wait, why did your parents literally just give you your twin's name but backwards?

Because this one's parents hate Q'iam. They wanted exactly two children and this one already had an older sister. That this one was born alongside M'aiq was what this one's parents call a "tragic accident." Thus, they decided that Q'iam must be an evil shadow version of M'aiq. This one thinks they spend too much time with daedra.

So has M'aiq gotten around to putting up those wanted posters of you yet?

Q'iam has found exactly one, and it was very poorly done. This one thinks M'aiq needs practice writing in the official Imperial script if he wants the wanted posters to appear legitimate.

Look, What else are you supposed to do with the horse when it dies? Just let it rot? No, you cook the meat and you make leather from the skin. No waste, It doesn't taste half bad. And you can make a saddle for your next horse. That or i guess if you think (Evil)Necromancy is OK Then you can resurrect it and continue to ride until it erosiods into nothing but dust...

You give it a proper burial! You don't eat it! Do you also think that people should be eaten when they die?

A diet exclusively consisting of cheese and chicken does not sound like a balanced diet. Have you tried some tasty and nutritious horse, perhaps?

Q'iam adores horses and would never eat them. You should rethink your life if you think eating horses is okay.

Can't believe Maiq would slander your good name like this, Justice for Qiam!

Exactly, thank you!

The Empire can vouch for Q'iam. Ask any Imperial Guard if Q'iam is truthful, and they will tell you yes.

OI! WHY DID YOU EAT MY GUAR?! HE WAS ALL I HAD LEFT AFTER THE DUNMER BURNED DOWN MY PEOPLE’S VILLAGE- 🐸🫵

Q'iam did no such thing. Q'iam only eats cheese and chicken. Do not listen to M'aiq's lies.

Well, obviously they were a liar just like M'aiq

OI! WHY DID YOU EAT MY GUAR?! HE WAS ALL I HAD LEFT AFTER THE DUNMER BURNED DOWN MY PEOPLE’S VILLAGE- 🐸🫵

Q'iam did no such thing. Q'iam only eats cheese and chicken. Do not listen to M'aiq's lies.

Clearly, you have not met a truly honest person such as Q'iam before.

OI! WHY DID YOU EAT MY GUAR?! HE WAS ALL I HAD LEFT AFTER THE DUNMER BURNED DOWN MY PEOPLE’S VILLAGE- 🐸🫵

Q'iam did no such thing. Q'iam only eats cheese and chicken. Do not listen to M'aiq's lies.

Q'iam has never lied in his life, so you should definitely believe them.

OI! WHY DID YOU EAT MY GUAR?! HE WAS ALL I HAD LEFT AFTER THE DUNMER BURNED DOWN MY PEOPLE’S VILLAGE- 🐸🫵

Q'iam did no such thing. Q'iam only eats cheese and chicken. Do not listen to M'aiq's lies.

That was M'aiq. We look the same, so Q'iam understands your confusion.

Also, Q'iam accidentally burnt their tail in a fire, so that's why his tail looks burnt.

OI! WHY DID YOU EAT MY GUAR?! HE WAS ALL I HAD LEFT AFTER THE DUNMER BURNED DOWN MY PEOPLE’S VILLAGE- 🐸🫵

Q'iam did no such thing. Q'iam only eats cheese and chicken. Do not listen to M'aiq's lies.