if this is what you wish it to be, I will help

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

Guy who fakes his death every time he gets mildly embarrassed about something he did

Once again recommending donations to the Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund. Not only is it a credible organization, you can donate any amount, so even if you don’t have much money, you can still contribute what you can towards humanitarian aid in Gaza. It takes donations via credit, PayPal, and mailed checks.

Mischief

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what is this, a fourth grade classroom?

I laughed so hard I choked on saliva

I can't get over the little otters

God of Contracts 🔶

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

im good thanks