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araniaexumae · 2 years
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after seeing your friends for a few hours sometimes u walk away and return home with a little ball of glowing golden light in your chest
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PLEASE
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araniaexumae · 2 years
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you want me to watch a video? the thing that killed the radio star?
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araniaexumae · 2 years
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hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it
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araniaexumae · 2 years
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not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread
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araniaexumae · 2 years
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This is funny as fuck-flightless bird, motherfucker
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araniaexumae · 2 years
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I just remembered my second Pride, where I made different flag themed daisy chain bracelets/necklaces to hand out. I need folks to understand something:
They were free.
They were fucking free.
They were maybe ¢60 of acrylic yarn each at the most, and the whole ziploc bag of them took 2 hours max.
Three people gave me sad eyes until I took their money.
Someone who was clearly the mom friend of their group made me take a $5 and gave a 10 minute pep talk.
At least four more people insisted on getting change to pay for the, once again, free bracelets.
In spite of all these shenanigans, the absolute best was this one person who I can only describe as, “queer surfer dude who looks like a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend.” I can remember nothing of the outfit, only the impeccable vibes. I did the same thing I did with everyone else, explaining the bracelets were free, and they nodded along as they took the last 6 strand rainbow bracelet. As soon as they had it on their wrist, they pointed at something over my shoulder and, like a fool, I looked.
Next thing I know, they’re running off cackling, yelling, “YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!” and I’m holding a fucking $20. I had to stop at least two people from chasing them, cause they thought the person stole something, and then they tried to give me money cause they thought it was funny seeing me flail over people being Too Nice.
That was the year I got reverse-robbed at Pride. I hope everyone out there is having a good time and, in particular, that queer surfer dude is out there still causing benevolent chaos.
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araniaexumae · 2 years
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ain’t it funny rumors fly, and I know you heard about me
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araniaexumae · 2 years
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a Not Happy thought: the “you look so much like your father"s die off as harry gets older. by the time he’s thirty, he begins to miss it.
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araniaexumae · 2 years
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lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
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Happy MAMMA MIA! day to those who celebrate
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araniaexumae · 2 years
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studies have shown that it do be like that sometimes
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araniaexumae · 2 years
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it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.
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araniaexumae · 2 years
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the peeta mellark girls were right. at the end of the day love is about who will follow you to your ruined home and plant a garden there
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araniaexumae · 2 years
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we all agree that lily called james pretty, right?
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araniaexumae · 2 years
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hate when men have big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow . shut the fuck up
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