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apupp3tw0-strings · 4 days

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Date: October 20th, 2131

Ask Box open again I guess? Blane and the others want to answer some questions too.

((Ooc: I was gonna originally color this, but decided not to and just opt for coloring the lines.

#chicago #blane #taffy #neil #blaze #ask box open

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apupp3tw0-strings · 4 days

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Hope you had a fun mall trip! You get any free samples?

Hmm? Oh, guess I forgot to close the ask box, huh? (Ya think I would after that cryptic message from the @ciftadmin account this morning...)

Yo Chi! Whatcha looking at?

GYAH! BLANE! Oh, um, nothing? Just um- H-hey! Give me my phone back!

Chillax! I'm just taking a peek. Woah, I didn't know you had a Tumblr!

!!! It's uh, j-j-just a personal blog, I- (Please don't look through it, please don't look though it, please don't-)

neat. You been answering questions from your adoring fans?

I um, I g-g-guess?

[[Ask Box Open.]]

#chicago #blane #anon ask #ask

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apupp3tw0-strings · 5 days

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. . .

(How do I even respond to this, I-? What?)

I … apologize for the confusing ask before. As you gathered, Spamton stole my laptop and tried to make himself seem professional.

I … I know this doesn’t mean much to you now, but I’ve started to see you in a different light lately, Chicago. I’ve … well, a friend of mine helped me realize the lies I’d been fed for the last twenty years.

Someday in the far future, you will come to gain the context you need for any of this to make sense, and if you do, and I’m still around, thank you …

You saved us more than that lying machine could’ve ever done.

Anyway, I need to get going. Every second I spend not searching is another second A-

[[Transmission Terminated]]

[[Your Ask from Everest K. Addison has Been Successfully Filed as Spam]]

[[We’re Sorry for the Interruption, and We Hope You Have a Regular Day]]

(Gyeh? This one seems to have gotten lost in spam, I wonder what it-)

...

. . .

Um, thank you I guess? (You're right, that doesn't make a whole lot of sense. I mean, I barely know any of the Addisons.)

I... I guess I'll have to wait for that day in the future? I- What "lying machine"?

IF ITS 0NE OF THOSE [Backstabber] [[All we do is ]] TH3N i I CAN TAKKE [Guess how many to win big!].

I- We'll get into that tomorrow. As well into more of the mystery behind... All this. Gyeeeeh. Seems it's just mystery after mystery, huh?

Whatever, tomorrow's Saturday. I'm meeting up with Taffy and the HotSpots tomorrow so we can discuss Halloween costumes. I can't be thinking about mysterious accounts or... mystery people in general.

Goodnight Spamton.

[[Ask Box Temporarily Closed. Please come back in 24 hours.]]

#chicago #ask #cift #who is this?#this can't be the addison or spamton right?#... is this the person behind the cryptic messages?#gyeeh... it's too early for this. I need to go to get ready to hang out at the mall

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apupp3tw0-strings · 6 days

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I … apologize for the confusing ask before. As you gathered, Spamton stole my laptop and tried to make himself seem professional.

I … I know this doesn’t mean much to you now, but I’ve started to see you in a different light lately, Chicago. I’ve … well, a friend of mine helped me realize the lies I’d been fed for the last twenty years.

Someday in the far future, you will come to gain the context you need for any of this to make sense, and if you do, and I’m still around, thank you …

You saved us more than that lying machine could’ve ever done.

Anyway, I need to get going. Every second I spend not searching is another second A-

[[Transmission Terminated]]

[[Your Ask from Everest K. Addison has Been Successfully Filed as Spam]]

[[We’re Sorry for the Interruption, and We Hope You Have a Regular Day]]

(Gyeh? This one seems to have gotten lost in spam, I wonder what it-)

...

. . .

Um, thank you I guess? (You're right, that doesn't make a whole lot of sense. I mean, I barely know any of the Addisons.)

I... I guess I'll have to wait for that day in the future? I- What "lying machine"?

IF ITS 0NE OF THOSE [Backstabber] [[All we do is ]] TH3N i I CAN TAKKE [Guess how many to win big!].

I- We'll get into that tomorrow. As well into more of the mystery behind... All this. Gyeeeeh. Seems it's just mystery after mystery, huh?

Whatever, tomorrow's Saturday. I'm meeting up with Taffy and the HotSpots tomorrow so we can discuss Halloween costumes. I can't be thinking about mysterious accounts or... mystery people in general.

Goodnight Spamton.

[[Ask Box Temporarily Closed. Please come back in 24 hours.]]

#chicago #spamton #ciftadmin #everest k addison #ask

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apupp3tw0-strings · 6 days

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Hey Papyrus, Abbey Here. Don't worry, I solved all the bank issues. The receipt says... 7 Pipis and one Potion. I can't wait! I'll make sure to ask a friendly stranger to send you guys the picture.

... WE ARE DEFINITELY TALKING ABOUT THIS LATER, SPAMTON.

#papyrus #anon ask #ask #Abbey Here

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apupp3tw0-strings · 6 days

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Hey Chicago, Abbey Here. According to the bank, this is a very bad idea, but I kept insisting, so they are attempting to let me pay you money. I can't wait to see what these random objects my test to speech selected will be.

CHICAGO WENT TO BRUSH HIS TEETH NOW THAT REXI AND BROADWAY ARE DONE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

... SPAMTON, DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?

UUUUH, W-W-HWAT? N 0. WHAT [Legal transactioin]?

... WE ARE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT THIS, HOWEVER THAT SHALL HAVE TO WAIT FOR LATER.

#papyrus #spamton #anon ask #ask #Abbey Here

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apupp3tw0-strings · 6 days

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Mr. Mettaton I have a question for you.

How is your life as a celebrity and as a parent at the same time??

If I'm being honest, sometimes it can be difficult maintaining a proper work life balance, especially if you're as fabulous as moi.

However I've found a way to make it work. Mostly.

Doesn't hurt most off his kids love the spot light too, lol.

Most of them.

#chicago #rexi #mettaton #anon ask #ask

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apupp3tw0-strings · 6 days

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Papyrus, do you have a skincare routine?

WHY OF COURSE! THE GREAT PAPYRUS ONLY USES THE BEST PRODUCTS TO KEEP THIS FANTASTIC SKULL CLEAN, HEALTHY, AND GLOWING!

And those fantastic products would be none other than MTT-Brand Beauty And Hygiene Care Line. Just a dab behind the ear of any of our AMAZING products and you to will look just as absolutely fabulous as you feel, darling!

HA! TH4T [Smells] LIEK T0TALLY [[Half-Priced Balogony]]! NEITHER 0F U [Smiles] ND [[Slimes]] EVEN HA VE [Ken Garff, we hear you.]!

You have tried to sell our son literal poison and tried to pull of approximately 50 email scams before we had to ban you from the computer, shut up.

WH4T!? MY [S.POTION] ISN'T [[Warning: Toxic Do Not Eat]]! IT 'S PERFCTLY S [Food Safety ] 2 [[Consumable object]]!

#papyrus #mettaton #spamton #parakeetlover3 #ask

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apupp3tw0-strings · 6 days

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What are your favorite bed time stories??

Fluffy Bunny! Papa's been reading me Fluffy Bunny since I was a baby.

INDEED! CHICAGO RATHER ENJOYS THE HEROING TALES OF FLUFFY BUNNY, CLEARLY HE GOT HIS GOOD TASTE IN LITERATURE FROM ME, NYEH HEH HEH!

Sometimes Papa will also read me one of the books on puzzles and stuff too.

"ADVANCED PUZZLE CONSTUCTION FOR CRITICAL MINDS" HAS ALSO BEEN BEDTIME FAVORITE AS OF LATE. ANOTHER FANTASTIC LITERATURE CLASSIC IN MY OPINION!

#chicago #papyrus #anon ask #ask

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apupp3tw0-strings · 6 days

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Odd question, but do you have skin? Does Mr. Papyrus have skin? Or is it all bone?

Not really? I mean, I guess I think there's a layer of like... invisible magic that kinda acts like skin and is why my face is vaguely squishy? R-right Papa?

I BELIEVE THAT WOULD BE THE MOST ACCURATE WAY TO PUT IT... SO TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, DEAR ASKER, YES! WE DO HAVE WEIRD SQUISHY INVISIBLE MAGIC SKIN!

#chicago #papyrus #anon ask #ask

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apupp3tw0-strings · 6 days

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Do any of you have a specific bedtime routine? I always feed the fish and cover the birdcage before bed

Brush teeth and a bedtime story for me mostly. I know Broadway and Rexi have like, full skin care routines that take at least 30 minutes meaning I need to try and get to the bathroom before they do.

... I did not succeed tonight.

#chicago #parakeetlover3 #ask

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apupp3tw0-strings · 6 days

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So Spamton ended up on your shoulders, Mr Papyrus?? Do you need help with that?

INDEED! HE SEEMS TO BE ENJOYING HIMSELF UP THERE.

HEHAHHAAHHHAEAEA! IM T0P OF THE [WWW.Net]!!

HOWEVER I AM FINE, THANK YOU FOR THE CONCERN!

#papyrus #spamton #anon ask #ask

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apupp3tw0-strings · 7 days

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We need the full story of Papyrus testing Chicago on the Gauntlet of Deadly Terror

I SUPPOSE THE FULL STORY IS IN ORDER! I- ... CHICAGO WHY IS SPAMTON ON YOUR HEAD?

He climbed up there and won't give me my phone back.

I- SPAMTON, CAN I OFFER YOU A TRADE?

A [Trade deal]? HAHEHAHA! SURE [Mr. Boneman]1! WH4T DO YOU HAVE 2 [[Name your offer]]?

WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE, I AM QUITE A DEAL TALLER THAN CHICAGO. A WHOLE TWO FEET AND A FEW INCHES TALLER. HOW ABOUT IN EXCHANGE FOR YOU GETTING OFF CHICAGO SO HE CAN GET READY FOR BED AND LETTING ME HAVE THE PHONE FOR NOW, I LET YOU CLIMB ON MY SHOULDERS.

HMM. A[2 Foot Hole] HUH? Y0UR DRIVE A H4RD BARGIAN [Pal]... BUT Y0U'VE GOT URSELF A [[Deal]]!

... I, gyeh, wha- how?

SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO SPEAK HIS LANGAUGE, CHICAGO. NOW! IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO GO GET READY FOR BED, MISTER!

#chicago #spamton #papyrus #anon ask #ask

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apupp3tw0-strings · 7 days

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Hey Chicago, Abbey Here. I'm now realizing I cannot send money via text to speech, so I'll be off to the local bank to pay for these very interesting sounding items. Catch you all later, enjoy your asks!

Gyeeeeeh. Oh my god.

HAHEHEAHAHEA! YES! GIMME THAT PRECIS [K R O M E R]!

Spamton whyyyyyyyyyyyy?

#chicago #spamton #anon ask #ask #Abbey Here

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apupp3tw0-strings · 7 days

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Hey Chicago, Abbey Here. What exactly is a scam? The guy seems perfectly trustworthy. I mean, look at that 4 dollar 99 smile! If he wanted to sell me some odd potions I'd probably buy one.

Gyeeeeeeeeeeh...

Y 3S! BUY MY [[Potioin boy]]! THIS [One of a kind] [[Fitness and Health] ] CONCOCKTUN WILL AFFECTS [HP] A LOT! [Buy n0w!] 2 TASTE THE SMOOTH TASTE OF . WH0 WOULD [[Trust Fund]] THIS [Award Loosing] SMILE?

(This is why we don't allow you on the internet anymore.)

#chicago #spamton #anon ask #ask #Abbey Here

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apupp3tw0-strings · 7 days

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Fav car color? I like a dark purple with iridescent blue, or even a dark green!

MY FAVRIT [Now in color ]? HAHEHAHHA! IT'S [[Red]]! RED IS THE BEST COLR IN [Advertising Marketting]! THE COL0R OF [LOVE]! THE C0LOR OF [24 Hour Energy Drinks]! THE COL OUR 0F [Determination]! [Left on read] ALWAYS GETS T HE [Consumer Market Base] 2 [Buy! Buy! Buy!]!

Favorite color? Hmm... I guess mine would have to be pink? Like a nice hot pink, but not to bright and neon. Or a pastel pink is nice too. And paired with yellow. Reminds me of strawberry lemonade.

#chicago #spamton #parakeetlover3 #ask

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apupp3tw0-strings · 7 days

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Hey Spamton, Abbey Here. If you wanted to tell me about your big shot days, I'd love to hear what all you sell. Maybe I can buy something? Is there a way to with text to speech?

HAHAHAEHA! WH4T DID i USED 2 [Sale!Sale! Sale!]? EV³RYTG ING! [Everything your heart could desire] U COULD [[Buy Now!]] BYE [Call 555-] SPAMT0N R1GHT NOW AN D WE:LL THROW IN [[specil deal]] FR3E OF [Credit Charge]!

U STILL CAN [Call this specil number] 2 WIN [[Wild Prizes]]! EVWN THO OUR [Limited Stock] U CAN ST>ILL [Call Now] AND GET A COMPLELIMENTARY [popis] W/TH UR [[Thank you for your purchase]]! ALL I N3ED IS TH0SE [this little number is ] ON TEH BACK AND-

Spamton, please stop trying to scam the askers. We've talked about this.

#chicago #spamton #anon ask #ask #Abbey Here

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