Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

Happy Memorial Day

God you people really are desperate to invasively speculate about people’s gender identities, aren’t you?

“Uwu egg jokes are fine because it’s not bad to be a trans woman and cis men have it so easy.”

No one was saying not to call random people eggs because it’s like, some horrifying nightmare to be transfeminine that we shouldn’t wish it on people, nor that it was somehow oppressing cis men.

(Notice how it’s always about people being secret or unrealized trans women, and very rarely are trans masc or non-binary identities even acknowledged in these conversations.)

We were saying, or at least I was saying, not to call random people eggs because:

Strangers’ gender identities are none of your business

If someone’s a GNC person, they don’t like, owe it to you to be trans or something

And if you’re right, it’s still potentially dangerous, humiliating and rude to out people without their permission, the more so if you’re outing them for an identity they don’t even know they have! Fuck! I should not have to explain this! This is basic fucking queer etiquette.

So knock it the hell off or at least understand why people are telling you not to do it. It’s the least you could do.

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

Taxidermy dollhouse by Brooke Weston

ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be some sort of horrendous freak

i think often about when my friend and I saw clipping. live in Dublin, and outside after i was a little fucked on ket but anyway we met a couple of people and ended up bringing up enjoying die antwoord's music but the guy pronounced the name wrong. and tried to correct me saying it the right way. like my guy they literally have a track mocking people who pronounce it "dye ant wurd" (the way he was trying to insist) because that's not how afrikaans is pronounced. 😭 and he was like "well actually im from South Africa" but my guy was just wrong. not sure what the story was there cos i was just like 😐 i wasn't about to be like "WELL ACTUALLY" after politely saying im not wrong once so. but still. something i think of often lol.

ahhh i came home to one of my red crown cacti flowers open!!! i thought they were gonna be pink!!!!

hiiii cas i hope you're ok :)

hi! i am alright :) <3

"order raws now" means order fresh supplies for your hormones now before the police and journalists start Watching.

It could also mean "order raws (the rolling papers) now". Maybe they're stoners 🤷 it's probably the first one though lol

ah that makes sense! i probably did think they meant the rolling papers and i was so confused by the context lol. thank you

huh

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude