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Whoa...Have I really been gone for 2 years?
I’m literally my pfp right now.
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Linhardt: [Sleeping]
Dorothea: Linhardt, wake up! There's an earthquake!
Linhardt: Okay.
Linhardt: [Goes back to sleep]
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I'm only going to try it once.
Byleth after using Divine Pulse 6 times
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Ashe: wHUUH! UNG- PAC MAN!!!
Caspar: [Laughs hysterically] I never heard a man sound more dead. [Imitates Ashe] paC-mAn! [Laughs even more]
*Few seconds later*
Caspar: NOOoOOO! It's not funny when it happens to me, I just realized.
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Dedue: I believe in you-
Ashe: WHITE CHOCOLATE! [Exasperated grunt]
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My hands smell like lime, and that makes me happy.
Linhardt
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Nemesis: And I just keep getting reminded of my failures!
Claude: You mean your failure at killing me, or just in general?
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Shamir: [Throws a knife to display her skills to Rhea]
Manuela: Oh, you can throw a knife. But you know what you can't throw?
Manuela: A PARTY.
Manuela: FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
Manuela: WHICH WAS WEDNESDAY! [Sobs loudly] I REMEMBERED YOURS!
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Edelgard: Say 'hi', Hubert.
Hubert: Hello, victims.
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Byleth: You're drunk.
Yuri: You're sexy.
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Ferdinand: Hubert. What a cartoon. If I had one word for him; it'd be 1.21 Gigawatts.
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Mercedes: [Pushes everyone apart] GUYS, GET OUT OF THE WAY!!! [Points at shadow resembling the Crest of Seiros] IT'S THE GODDESS!!!
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Claude: You've yee'd your last haw.
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Felix: Hello, my name is Felix Hugo Fraldarius. You killed my lawyer.
Cornelia: Father...
Felix: WHOEVER. PREPARE TO DIE!
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Linhardt: Caspar, what have you DONE?
Caspar: I did something bad.
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Byleth, using the Blaze Battalion: I'm gonna, shove this bomb up your urethra, I swear to the goddess.
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Lorenz: I fell into a burning ring of fire.
Lorenz:
Lorenz:
Lorenz, falsetto: I wEnT dOooOWN, dOooOWN, dOooOWN.
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