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anony-mister · 3 months
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Blind people must save a lot on electricity.
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anony-mister · 4 months
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i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing
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anony-mister · 6 months
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anony-mister · 6 months
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sending "?" to represent myself tilting my head like a dog
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anony-mister · 7 months
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i love blank post!
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anony-mister · 7 months
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every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one
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anony-mister · 7 months
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The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk
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anony-mister · 8 months
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friday the 13th is in october this year is anyone else horny
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anony-mister · 8 months
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anony-mister · 8 months
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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
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anony-mister · 8 months
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i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths
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