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Made a video edit to the song Cheerleader by Ashnikko for two of my favorite egotistical drama queens✌️
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(CW for flashing lights, drug references & explicit language)
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girl help i've got that fucking pogo stick song stuck in my head again
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in which (sometimes) intoxicated trevor makes poor decisions around alcohol and his cast members (aka trevor character study but he’s just a slut) (aka trevor canonically calls everyone babe so he’s definitely kissed most of them) (aka 8 times trevor kissed members of the cpds and it didn’t mean much and the 1 time it meant everything)
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Cornley and where I think they would work in a restaurant, made by someone who has worked all over restaurants
Trevor: works in the kitchen as either a cook or an expo. Everyone jokes that he would kill someone as a waiter, but tbh it’s kind of true. Definitely the expo who knows all of the gossip and will tell you all of it if he likes you. Always getting in trouble with Annie because they’re constantly talking shit during shifts. If he likes you he’s gonna make sure you’re all set, if he dislikes you, you’re gonna know it
Chris: I don’t know if Chris is capable of restaurant work. He’d make it an hour into a Sunday morning shift and crumble. Screams in the walk in cooler at least once a shift. Always whispering ‘why am I still here’ to himself. Probably a waiter who always looks three seconds away from fighting
Annie: all around worker. Waitresses, cooks, expo, bus girl, hosts. She’s always running around to fill in the loose ends. Honestly, should be getting paid way more. The place would fall apart without her.
Dennis: host. Has been trained by Annie and has to be retrained again at some point. All of the servers except for Max always yell at him for messing up the rotation even when it’s not his fault. Is always calling over the manager the minute a customer gets mad. Has cried on shift before.
Max: cool, waiter, busboy, and host. He’s not forceful enough to expo. As a waiter he’s beloved, people are always requesting his section and he has regulars that love him. As a host he’s constantly talking to people. He’s the slowest busboy because he gets distracted.
Sandra: waitress. She always looks put together, hair and makeup done for every shift, but she’s constantly crying on the inside. She has hooked up with a cook before, will not say which one. She’s only here until she gets a good enough acting job to leave. Is always the one who says mean shit on crazy shifts and then apologizes later. The old ladies love her.
Robert: also expo’s. The new waiters are scared of him, and for probably good reason. Has almost gotten into a fistfight before.
Vanessa: Hostess extraordinaire. The host stand is always organized after her shifts, her rotation keeping is impeccable. They tried to get her to retrain Dennis but she ended up with a migraine. Has definitely cried on shift before.
Johnathan: waiter. He’s confident and good at what he does, but don’t get near him when he’s busy. He will yell back at the expo person. He can never open the cooler door to help people get things and keeps getting hit by the kitchen doors
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cornley polytechnic drama society dot jpeg
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[id: screencap from original theatre's the time machine; dave takes off a flannel shirt to reveal the back of his black t-shirt says "i'm not on drugs" in all-caps white text, amy looks on. end id]
my i'm not on drugs shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
#op#original#is there a tumblr tag for this show lol#ngl i love this shirt#if they're selling merch they should sell this shirt ha ha
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I’m here to see a performance by the Cornley Polytechnic Drama Society
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I have extensive notes from Peter Pan Goes Wrong yesterday night, but here’s one of my favorites.
Jonathan Sayer said Dennis thinks he needs to wait in line with everyone else to get into the show. So every night he goes and waits in line to get into the theater. He said that production has told him that he doesn’t need to do it but he does it every night anyways. He also said that sometimes it genuinely takes him a long time to get into the theater
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chris bean/robert grove & no children by the mountain goats
#love this video#no children is in my chris/robert playlist#like it's a Them song for real#hand in unloveable handd babey#i love the clip selection for this too#the song is both abstract and literal in a way that's hard to edit to
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my favorite hits in ppgw
the scissors — if you didn’t know, chris uses a pair of scissors to cut his tie. the scissors are then put into the dresser, until nana is unable to get a spoon (due to being stuck) so max grabs the scissors as a replacement. when he grabs them, he holds the bottom half of them — the sharp half. chris does the same when using them to feed the medicine to the actors, hiding the fact that these scissors have some sort of sticky end or pin that will hold them in his pants. when he feeds max, the struggle there (controlled by max) allows chris to adjust the grip to then stick the scissors right into his thigh— making it look like he stabbed himself.
doggy door — rather simple actually — robert throws up a hand against the chest to make the sound of his head hitting it (the knap) and reacts as if he hit it. the door itself is very thin so that it doesn’t hurt when it hits him. using trevor, gill, and francis as cover with their chainsaws and such, one of them removes the door to reveal the hole that looks as though it’s been sawed — the door is easily removable otherwise.
liza/mary dress — the liza dress is thrown on over mary’s, but more funny, the bit where the door opens on annie half changed is an extra costume change — the mary dress never needs to come off to put on the liza dress, so that bit is fully an addition to her changes to reveal the bra. ridiculous.
robert on fire — they use robert’s fall from the window as the shadow to put a fire-safe sleeve over one arm, which allows him to catch it on fire a moment later. a clever use of one gag to prep the next!
tree crush — the trees are both operated by hydraulics — they don’t actually fall but are lowered like a lever. the tree also doesn’t fully hit the ground — the body of it remains several inches above the floor. plus, lucy is off line for the hit, meaning she’s not even in the actual line of fire but rather upstage. she wiggles her foot underneath the tree after the initial hit.
missing hook — more noticeable onstage, but chris drops his hook during the increased fog at the end of the first forest scene, and trevor grabs it on his way out. sometimes it’s seamless and you don’t notice he’s lost it until the reveal, sometimes the hook rolls center stage.
boat hits — all simple but effective — the boat to the crotch hit dennis and annie take is to the inner thigh, plus dennis usually keeps one hand at the thigh to catch it early. the hit is given a slapstick sound from offstage to make the knap. both hits of the boat to the head are intercepted by a hand, and since the actors are upstage the audience doesn’t usually catch the hand coming up.
peter’s fall — it’s a dummy. you knew that.
world of make believe hits — again, a hand intercepts the bowl when max swings it, usually a solid foot from the face.
trevor’s hit — my personal favorite. the edge of the table is thinner than the rest (just in case) but again, trevor intercepts with his hand pretty much a foot from his face. if you watch he’s very focused on this hit because immediately after he has to dive forward for his upside down hang. also, after he’s pushed off while unconscious, he’s taken down just out of view in order to allow the next set change.
THE PIRATE SHIP — a lot here, but that boat is fully being balanced on a fulcrum the full time so carefully. kudos to everyone on that. seriously the fact that they have to keep the boat so it doesn't tip until the reveal that it CAN tip is wild.
lucy’s boat hit — when lucy’s rolls forward, she catches the rail with one hand and puts her head on her own hand, rather than actually smacking it. she’s also as in control as possible during the whole sequence — she pulls herself up and down with the rope there.
door hits — a few classics during the end sequence! we get the door open, the slapstick cue and then sandra (behind the door, fully safe and off line) falling into trevor
peter pan slap — some beautiful stage combat from sandra, who is slapping fully off line and the slapstick gives us that lovely slap for jonathan. just a classic.
captain hook’s launch — at one point chris is launched across the boat when it tips the other direction. and while the boat does tip, it’s the actor who does the jump to make it look more dramatic. he’s not actually launched.
francis’ final hit — another favorite: francis is fully offline of the chair. he’s crawling upstage of where the will be pushed in and often makes it further than where the chair stops, but takes the hit fully visually — he does have to intercept cause he’s not even on the same plane as the chair.
#I LOVE THIS#i love seeing how these things were done#felt literally so clever watching ppgw and realising 'oh robert has to do this fall here so he can go get the fire sleeves on'#also always good to know that everyone is staying safe :)
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ok understudy CENTRAL at ppgw was a joy. stephen!chris, bianca!annie, fred!max, ryan!francis, and brennan!lucy today. some fun things:
- preshow is BACK! without gill there wasn’t a hammer bit but that did mean there was far more chaos of the three boys (jonathan, chris, and trevor) doing lil bits
- bianca is a STELLAR annie. that girl can SING! we were cheering for her lullaby and her accent as mary and as liza is ridiculous — liza is a little like her gill accent (vaguely jamaican?)
- stephen is still a joy as chris — somehow gayer and more anxious but a joy. his bottle bit went OOOON tonight (i may have instigated it) and he was having a very fun time with the other understudies. he’s somehow less pathetic but more of a little mess
- as a harry kershaw stan, ryan is SO FUN AS THE NARRATOR! he played with a lot more bravado, and when he appeared naked he looked at us and went “you’re welcome” cause that man knew he was sexy. he also couldn’t find the pistol when searching for the compass and stephen made fun of him.
- god brennan is adorable. a lot more noises rather than shrill screams from her but soooo fun as lucy. she was fully reading the last sequence from the book cause first she had to find it (went through a lot of pages) and then messed up and said “the crocodile” twice when trying to read it. but she killed it!
- no gill, so i was curious how they’d cover — brennan wore her gill costume for the first part to do the dog door and some early moments and to hold the sea and do some other moments, and occasionally they used francis to stand in (holding the sea, holding trevor’s cue cards). francis stepped into the world of make believe dance as well but in his narrator costume. you wouldn’t even notice if you weren’t looking.
- no gill did mean trevor had to put everyone on harnesses for “flying alone”, which made me laugh, and meant he had a lot more to yell during the turn table — he was YELLIN OFFSTAGE AND IT WAS FANTASTIC.
- also the turntable was definitely slower tonight — probably because fred just stepped in and there’s so many folks on new tracks, but chris leask didn’t even notice until i mentioned it
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guys what are your birth order headcanons for the cornley crew
#ooh these are excellent#some of them are legit the opposite of mine but thinking abt it for a sec it's like oh yeah i see that it makes perfect sense#though i do not know who dale is#where is dale from is dale from twitter??#it's been a very long time since i've looked at the trevor twitter acct
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okay, here are some thoughts... sorry this took a while first we had a disagreement over what birth order means, this ended with co-mod telling me to google "birth order" to see that apparently it means someone's age in relation to their siblings (oldest, youngest, middle, etc). so i was wrong whatever. & sorry in advance for the long post!!
chris: only child. ik some people write him with an older brother and that seems very sherlock holmes, but he just seems so only-child-like to me lol
robert: he's got a Number of siblings for sure, either youngest or middle. like, he seems like he's either spent his life getting hand-me-downs and being coddled/looked down on as the youngest, OR spent his life being passed over as a middle child. (random thought on this, robert also tries to leverage having a big family into roles, he's out there going "chris, i cannot believe you would cast max in the role of dylan when dylan is literally my brother's middle name" over any potential connection.)
sandra: youngest. she has youngest child privileges... we have some other thoughts on this but not for here.
annie: one sibling probably close in age? she seems like she's used to being one of a pair. maybe a sibling who was very successful in school or sports or something, so she's used to being a little overshadowed, though she always says she doesn't mind it...
trevor: only child.
vanessa: co-mod said she has only brothers & i actually really like that idea. probably somewhere in the older section of the siblings?
dennis: either an only child or youngest/younger with a big age gap... in my head his relationship w robert is very brotherly as well ngl
jonathan: reverse of dennis, either an only child or oldest with a decent age gap! (the thing that got me thinking about this was a fic on ao3 that i can't find where the author gave him a much younger sister named lottie and i thought it was super adorable, i think it makes sense with his character, he seems like he's used to being alone but i also think he could easily take on more of a caring role)
max: only sibling. he probably always wanted siblings, though, and if max and sandra are a couple he for sure delights in getting to see her family!
guys what are your birth order headcanons for the cornley crew
#original#gws#whenever i get thinking abt headcanons i'm like#is this even close to canon or am i simply making things up baselessly again#i say as i baselessly expound on co-mod's simple list lol
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A woman who has the confidence of a girlboss but the competence of a cringe failwoman
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i'm always like can't wait to post my gws fic so people can see it! but i have in fact spent more than a year writing ONE one-shot so i mean we'll see. we'll see if that will ever happen.
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constantly torn between “cornley should be a completely average and normal town and that’s what makes the drama society so extremely weird” and “cornley should be the weirdest fucking town that exists and people from cornley are just like that™”
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We’re all set! June the 6th. I think this is the first time in my life I’ve ever felt happy.
Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary to Vanessa and Dennis!
Bryony Corrigan and Jonathan Sayer as Vanessa Wilcock-Wynn-Carroway and Dennis Tyde in The Goes Wrong Show (2019-Present)
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