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No one has been [on Exile Island] as much as myself. I’m officially changing the name to Earl Island. I’ll be accepting reservations for tourism. You have a nice view of the ocean, plenty of room to lay down, good eats… Yeah, this is my island. Lodging isn’t very good, but it’s a beautiful view.
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are people becoming more annoying or am I becoming more angry
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if low-rise pants have a million haters i am one of them . if low-rise pants have ten haters i am one of them. if low-rise pants have only one hater and that is me . if low-rise pants have no hater, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against high-waisted pants, i am against the world. i love #highwaistedpants till my last breath hope this helps
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haha nooooo don’t recreate puritanism under the guise of progressivism because you don’t have critical thinking skills like for realllll stopppp haha
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im so glad i dont have a tumblr
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i only type in lowercase because i hate capitalism
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