I need help from some doctors

I’m writing a character, and I want to give them some sort of illness. Here’s the thing, I know nothing about illnesses.

So my question is, what can cause fainting, shortness of breath, and random limb paralysis? If that’s even a thing.

Thanks in advance!

I just had the strangest (yet most logical) dream ever??

Okay, hear me out. In the dream, I was with my mom at the local grocery store. Now, it reality, it doesn’t sell shawarma, but in the dream it did. So naturally, I bought some shawarma, and went to pay. For some reason, my mom was taking forever, and I really wanted to eat my shawarma, but obviously I couldn’t before paying for it, and she was the one paying. And then, for whatever reason, she took my shawarma and threw it on the ground??? And I started bawling my eyes out. I’m sitting in bed right now writing about this and my eyes are still watering.

I don’t understand?? Why did she do that?? Why was I dreaming about shawarma?? But on the other hand, it makes sense to dream about shawarma, and it makes perfect sense to cry when someone denies you of that shawarma.

Knowing Percy, he'll name his kid Michael so that he will be Michael Jackson. Annabeth won't allow it tho

Today on Shitty Translations From Hebrew:

It's a literal translation of "passengers must fasten seat belts"

Hey guys, just wanted to let you know I'm still alive and still working on the next chapter of In Full Bloom!

I started dating this girl, and we started to embarrass each other with cheesy pickup lines in public. Here's our most recent one.

Me: Girl, are you a saxophone? Cuz you take my breath away!

Gf: Haha, good one.

Me: You didn't answer my question.

Gf: What, about the saxophone? I'm not a saxophone, no.

Me: Then how come I can play you so easily?

reBLOGging this bc that's what I thought when I just joined as well

So apparently some people new to Tumblr think a repost and a reblog are the same thing, so when they see creators asking for people to not repost, they're thinking the creators are saying to not reblog 😭

Y'all, a repost is when you copy/download the work and create a new post using the work making it seem as if it's yours. A reblog is you using a site provided feature to share the creator's post directly from the creator so that it's still credited to them and they still get all of the traction/notes from the work.

Please, reblog fics/art/etc. that you enjoy! Reblogging is not reposting! Creatives need support too, and reblogging is a way to do that!

Biology teacher: WHO can give me an example for a living creature that can reproduce without a mate?

Some guy in the back: Shawarma!

Today, November 7th, marks exactly one month since the Black Saturday of October 7th, 2023. One month since thousands of innocent people were massacred. One month since Israel and Gaza were plunged into a war that was not seen for decades. One month since our government realized that, maybe we weren't doing a very good job at keeping the peace.

Please send love to everyone during this time of crisis. Please do not hate on anyone in this war; both parties are in the wrong. Both parties are deeply hurt. The innocent women and children in Gaza are suffering just as much as we are here in Israel. Sending you all love and hope and prayers, no matter your affiliation, thoughts or beliefs.

We can thrive together 🇮🇱🇵🇸

Random thought I had: What would Naruto characters major in college?

as if obkk and stsg needed more parallels

Where is that post with headcanons on the first time Kit called Jem and Tessa his parents??

I'm so fucking hungry and I don't have an opportunity to eat until 10:20

Update: we survived

I think our bus driver is drunk

I think our bus driver is drunk

Please please PLEASE put the Berk crest on the bag

A friend’s friend brought their cat to campus the other day and it made me go Hiccup would definitely do this with Toothless in a modern au.

Commission info for anyone who wants to commission me :3