ty to everyone who helped me reach my goal for my first week! follow to join the shenanigans 💙

I'm live on Twitch, streaming Pokémon White version!

We're 5 badges in, I don't even remember what comes next. Inkie is here. Come hang out.

https://twitch.tv/demilypyro

Rest easy, Tina.

Matilda (1996) dir. Danny DeVito

my first twitch stream is this thursday (06/01/23) @ 5pm! i’d really love it if y’all could come and join me 💙

follow me on twitch @ aniiiruok

ken getting arrested alongside barbie after she punches the guy who smacks her ass presents so many possibilities

ken saw barbie punch the douchebag and was like “LET’S MAKE THIS A PARTY” and joined in on the smackdown

alternatively, the guy’s friends tried to jump in and ken wasn’t having ANY of that

ken saw barbie getting shoved into a big car with bright lights on the top and was like “OH BOY! can i come too?? 😊😊” and just kind of tagged along

alternatively, he realized what was going on and was like “EXCUSE ME OFFICER i too have committed A Crime so please show me to The Jail with my beautiful girlfriend” so they wouldn’t be separated

ken got in trouble for trying to help barbie escape but in his defense no one TOLD him resisting arrest is a crime because no one told him what being arrested or crime is

ken didn’t know who these men showing up to take his girlfriend away were, but he could see she was very upset and excuse?? you cannot take barbie away from ken without her permission??? so long story short, ken punched a cop

ken fully burned something down earlier and the cops were like “two birds one stone” when they came to get barbie

Barbie + text posts

Remaking this post since it lost a bit of traction.

I'm currently out of work due to being my mother’s primary caretaker and I have to handle the household expenses on my own while she is at a blind and low-vision rehabilitation center. I'm struggling to keep things afloat along with needing a tooth extracted. I'm without insurance and I've exhausted my savings while taking care of my mother and need community assistance. I know it's a tough time for everyone right now, but anything helps and everything is appreciated.

Cashapp | Venmo | Paypal | gofundme

Concept: We’re sitting on the couch together and we’re both super tired. I can hear the rain outside falling and tapping against the window. You lay your head in my lap and I gently stroke your hair. Everything is peaceful as the rain lulls us to sleep.

The (not-so) subtle messages in Futurama are the best

worth blogging over and over