please do not engage i am better as a concept

Who wants to go on a hike and film porn out in nature with me??

[Text ID: Yours, yours. I was painted for you.]

— Donna Tartt, from “The goldfinch.”

parents as a concept are so crazy. What if the people who brought you into the world ruined you forever and ever

the v's? oh yea, i'm familiar. (valium, vodka, vanilla ensure)

*listens to the poison remix specifically to hear 'good boy' so i can do Tasks*

in hell there are only two genders. ppl who say designer drugs and people who say research chemicals.

the sign of a life well lived is how many new rules/laws/policies/commandments/etc have been created because of your bullshit btw.

ghost post of a post i thought of and forgot what it was in the time it took to open my notes app ooooO

Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary