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HEY! HEY YOU!!! You like ponies??? You like apocalypses???
The Hunger is a 16+ mlp infection roleplay where you can play as survivors AND infected and how the infection effects your pony is entirely customizable and up to you!!! Come horse with us!!!
#mlp fim#mlp infection au#mlp#my little pony#mlp infection#roleplay#roleplay server#zombies#apocalypse#discord#mlp rp#oc#mlp oc
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NOOO
Forgot to post this little guy.
This is my redesign of Banban of the infamous Garten of Banban:
In my retake, you're a guy that is investigating a local daycare due to reports of a strange smell coming from below the floor.
As you explore the daycare, you encounter monsters that look oddly familiar to characters that line the walls.
Pretty soon, you'll learn the truth behind these creatures; they were made by a scientist that found a living, alien substance (so it's kind of like the original game storywise, but the mystery is built up more.)
His experiments may or may not be related to the disappearance of a family, but one thing is for certain…
He's doing it all for the money.
The scientist wanted to disguise his operations. Because the abominations looked like something from a children's show, he decided to make a franchise out of it (and to also pay bills). TV shows, plushies, theme parks, you name it. The daycare was his recent venture, and where he does all his work.
Since he needed to appeal to a child audience, he can't have his lab experiments run loose with their junk hanging out and their nipples exposed.... or even worse.
So he neutered them. Simple as that.
Living life as this mascot is a living hell. You can't speak because your vocal cords can only make funny noises. You can't show your emotions because you have a permanent smile on your face.
Scratching and biting is futile; He took your nails and teeth. Now you're nothing more than a walking flesh puppet for a man that is flying closer and closer to the sun.
...But what he didn't take is your will, and your strength.
And luckily, there are some creatures that didn't have their teeth and nails removed...
....
Also, gonna flaunt my polygon count.
See? I can make high quality models in 200,000 polys or less!
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this is my favorite moment in the entire series it is so domestic and cute like red and yellow are just doing the dishes together and duck is sitting and doing a crossword on the newspaper. I could talk about this scene for literally days I am not kidding and the fact that when yellow opens the cupboard and all the plates fall and break, neither red nor duck yell at him. red just kind of laughs and duck’s like completely content and asks if anyone wants him to shred anything in the shredder and then they start talking about bills, like I love how they’re just a simple little family and they just kind of have this normal domestic life when the teachers aren’t there I love them so much I love these stupid puppets with my entire heart and soul.
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Get off me! >:(!
It's the funny goofys! The autism family!!! Two autistic men and their autistic son!!
Clump photo!
Realised I forgot to post this here as well 💀
#dhmis#dhmis red guy#dhmis tv show#dhmis duck#dhmis yellow guy#don't hug me i'm scared#dont hug me im scared#fluffybird#these bitches gay! good for them#good for them#clump photo
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Chapter 2 of No Learnin' Allowed is finally up!!
#ishimondo#danganronpa#trigger happy havoc#kiyotaka x mondo#kiyotaka ishimaru#mondo owada#danganronpa mondo#ao3#archive of our own#fanfic#omegaverse
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Ocean, after Noel's song: Noel didn't even talk about anything real. It was just a song about him wanting to be a sex worker in the old-fashioned days!
Ricky, two feet away, plotting the horniest, most batshit performance of their entire afterlife:
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Perhaps he was a little more sick than anticipated.
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Ya boy got the plague so I slapped my symptoms onto Taka and called it a cold 😎👉
Continuation coming soon(hopefully)
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stop. stop. wait. riz gukgak making business cards in an attempt to be efficient and professional at the same time because hes never had friends before and doesnt know how to adjust his behavior and then getting a new best friend who instead of telling him to stop with the cards and briefcase gets him better business cards and a nicer magical briefcase. im goijg to cry
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i think no one should be allowed to say “lewd” unless they’re roleplaying an english nobleman
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The Aftermath in literary form
He wasn't sure exactly how long his arm had been somewhat fused and tangled with his opponent's, nor how long his hand had been on the brake truck's arse. Either way, he was not happy about his current situation. Or position.
He tugged at his gorgeous leg.
Then he screamed.
It was in pain at first-
"AAAAAHHHHHHHRRRRRRGGGET OFF OF MEEEE."
A small groan followed by an even smaller and weaker groan was all he got back.
"Shut yer fuckin' mouth, Electric."
"Not until YOU clean yours and say that I RIGHTFULLY won! And you- ugh! You CHEATED!! You BROKE me! You scoundrel! You-"
"Electra please-"
He couldn't go on, it was too much to bare. This ruthlessly attractive and disgustingly toned diesel had taken his win! Well... He hadn't actually won...
"So wait did Rusty...?" The electric mumbled after a time.
"Yes." Grunted the diesel. "Yes he did. So quite whining. And get off me!" He grumbled pulling his own arm out from the cramped calamity of armour it was caught in.
Caboose moaned in utter defeat as he was jostled again "Please stop moving... and shouting..." The brake truck, finally departed from the other two tried to stand up straight, stuttering on his wheels.
"You have the Electric to blame for that 'Boose."
And indignant screech left Electra's throat in utter offense, and CB shot around into the diesels chest, bonking his head and landing on his backside with a slap.
"I would've won if not for your incessant attempt to snag my racing partner from me!"
"CB was mine not yours!"
"HE was MY racing partner!"
"No he wasn't."
"YOU HAD PEARL!"
"So what? She couldn't keep up!"
"SO?? That doesn't give you any right to steal Caboose from ME!"
The brake truck groaned agonisingly on the ground as he tried to crawl away from all the noise.
"So what if he was yours? You would've disposed of him just like you did Dinah."
"Dinah? Oh so now you want to bring Dinah into this. She left me!"
"She did?... Heh good on her.."
"You say that as if you're proud of her. Don't you think she didn't try to flirt with me-"
"What-"
"Don't you think she didn't try to use me to get revenge on you-"
"H-"
"Complain about you, tell me all your secrets, out you completely and entirely to me-"
"She didn't- She wouldn't-"
"That's what you think!"
"SHUT UP!"
The sound of a hefty slap and the crackling of electricity didn't make the brake truck stop. Fuck them. He didn't need them. He knew the truth. Besides it'd be fun to see them fight over nothing as usual.
Where were the others? Were they going to be left here? He needed help, he was falling apart. Now if only he knew which way they had come out of...
"Well FINE. I don't need Dinah. Dinah don't need me! CB will just take her place, he's useful enough!"
"Take her place? That brake truck is coming with me, degenerate! Find your own truck!"
"At least he doesn't lie behind my back like she did! He told me he'd crash Rusty, the only reason that didn't happen is because your big nose got in the way of our plan."
"EXCUSE ME?? First of all my nose is of perfect shape and size, secondly Caboose was going to crash Rusty for me! And he was going to wipe you out! Guess nobody likes you, Greaseball the dumbfuck diesel!"
"Bullshit."
"Yes you are."
"Shut up."
"Big words for one with a small d-hckk-"
Punching engines in the throat wasn't really Greaseball's forte but at least it shut him up.
"CB is this true?"
"..."
Oh shit. He could feel pairs of eyes in the back of his skull.
Everything halted. Then CB crawled as fast as he could.
"Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck-"
A monstrous noise of uneven steps and grunts and groans were heard approaching him faster than he could wiggle.
"Hyuk-"
He was picked up by the collar, swivelling to see a rather angry diesel.
"CB." He said with a warning.
He squirmed and kicked his shins being released down to the ground again.
"Kill me if you like but he's the one who's lying." He pointed at Electra accusingly.
"Caboose." Electra glared.
"Dinah ain't do none of that- She wouldn't- She loves you too much but your heads too big you can't see that- You hurt her-"
"Enough."
"She blames herself for your stupidity you fucking fool-"
"I said enough."
A large hand hoisted the brake truck up, the small thing having no framework spare to help him stand, causing him to pull the electric, and the electric to grab the diesel and then the lot of them to collapse back to the ground in an uncomfortable groan.
"This isnt over Union... Pissific."
"Just shut your piehole, Electra.."
"..Don't you're making me hungry.. "
"..."
"..."
"'Boose?"
"End me."
"...Fair enough."
"... And get your hand off my arse, Electra."
"Hm...... no."
"Die."
"No."
"...Please?"
"Rude."
The diesel chuckled.
"Why are you laughing, dimsel?"
"Wow your jokes are as bad as your face."
"Excuse you-"
"Well too be fair they're not as bad as CB's face.. You look like you've lost an eye, 'Boose."
"I got punched by Judy over there.." He shifted his head a little to Electra's direction.
"Well you deserved it." He smiled patting his patootie.
"I didn't.... entirely..."
"Will Dinah kill me?"
"No but I will if you ask nicely, I think you dislocated my shoulder."
"When?"
"When you two buffoons were fighting over me like chickens in a war."
"Oh....... sorry then."
"Sorry won't reconnect my arm to it's socket."
"Calm down Caboose, at least your namesake wasn't harmed."
"Stop drawing circles, Electra, if I could move right now I'd slap you harder than GB did."
"Would be a good pillow to rest on until the others come..."
"Hm, not a bad idea, Electric."
"For fuck sake- at least shuffle over there quietly!"
"Sorry"
"Sorry"
"Ah, yep,...comfy~"
"Wake us when the other's arrive, 'Boose."
"Ugh."
"Goodnight, Sparkyarse."
"Rest well, Wheezeball."
"You two are horrible."
"Nighty to you too, Cute Butt~"
"Nigh-Night 'Boosey Bum~"
"Shut up Cocknose and Bumhead."
"Cocknose- oh my god CB-"
"I will spank you for that after my beauty sleep."
"You mean your booty sleep."
"Starlight, I wish I were deaf. Or dead. Even better."
"You love us really, 'Boosey."
"Do I??"
"If you say yes we'll shut up~"
"Then yes I do with the force of a thousand suns."
"Good."
"G'night, Caboose. Greaseball.
"Night CB,....Cocknose."
"Please just sleep and stop sniggering like trainlets!"
"Yes Mama Boose."
"Never call me that, again."
"Fair enough."
"Understood."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
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Love without Sex
I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.
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Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
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Why laminating your *enis is not a good method of birth control
An essay by amossydoomsday in response to a question;
The process of laminating involves heating up plastic around what you want it to stick to at the same time as flattening it to keep everything straight
So con 1 and 2;
Burnt *enis and flat *enis
As well as this, it also always had an extra rim so oof ouch for *acking the rabbit and *nter*ourse
It also gets air bubbles very quickly, and is easy to break, so it'll be alot of effort for nothing
Third of all, your *enis would be stuck coated in *rine and e*acu*ate
TLDR; oof ouch and not permanant, do not do
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It's big missing Magne hours boyes fjfnf
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