Hello. You are now my friend. There is no choice in the matter. You are invited to a sleepover JJ is organizing where we will watch all of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies :)

OKAY :D

Us:

Lady Lucifer 🍷 🦚

IM CRYING JJ TEXTS ME THE SAME THINGS MF IS SO SUCH A LOVABLE WEIRDO

The liquid saga😌

JJ SHUT UP ILL LEAK OUR MESSAGES

HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINAHUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA

Nurse. JJ got out of the lab again!

Me. Personally, i wouldn't let that slide🤭

Love your new pfp Mars! It’s very cute :)

thanks! It matches with my irl gf @random-blue-2

God I love Raphael so much and if you hate him I don't trust you. Especially if you're a Levi fan preaching about how "you couldn't handle Levi cuz he's autistic". And YOU couldn't handle Raphael. He's such a cutie. He has some anger issues but can you really blame him. He's not the brightest okay but he's so silly. He's gorgeous and when you actually take time to study and look into his character he's such a sweetheart as well. HE LOVES MAKING GIFTS FOR OTHERS DID YOU KNOW THAT? And he's super protective of the people he cares for that's literally so sweet. God I want him to be datable so bad I want to smooch and cuddle with him constantly and go on little dates UGH. I'll squeeze him until he pops like a little balloon. I love his stoic personality honestly. NO ONE KNOWS HIM LIKE I DO

— Anon

YES❤❤❤

Pls ple plsp lsl pslp lepl pelse please pleaoel if one of you like 4 mephraph (mephistopheles x raphael) shippers see this pls pls enlighten me with your headcanons of them if you have any if you have any fanfics send them to me if you have any fanart send them I literally do not care spam my dms about them pleereeeeeaseee🙏🙏🙏🙏

OH YEAH

Feeding the MephRaph fans being starved in the basement

Genre: NSFW

(Look at the end notes)

OMGGGGGGG💗💗💗❤💗❤💗 *gives you the biggest smooch ever no one can give you one any bigger*

Hear me out- mephistopheles x raphael. Hear mE OUT JUST HEaR mE OUT- *dies*

NAH NAH NAH CUZ THIS RAREPAIR?!

YES

ITS YES

YESSSSSS YOUR SO REAL

I NEED MORE FANFICS OF THEM 😭😭😭😭

Hear me out- mephistopheles x raphael. Hear mE OUT JUST HEaR mE OUT- *dies*

NAH NAH NAH CUZ THIS RAREPAIR?!

YES

ITS YES

yes daddy🙁

If you look at my search history, it's not bad. It's not vile. It's literally just 'synonyms for ____' because I can't English despite being British somehow-

It's chewsday innint🧐🍵

If you look at my search history, it's not bad. It's not vile. It's literally just 'synonyms for ____' because I can't English despite being British somehow-

NO YOU

JJ threw glitter at you

Sorry, I let them out of their cage

They do that sometimes

It's a sign of affection though

It’s ok, I’m used to being covered in glitter. :}

My favorite clothes growing up were always drowning in it lol

JJ hit me with nostalgia and glitter

JJ ALSO THREW GLITTER ON ME ☹☹☹

JJ threw glitter at you

Sorry, I let them out of their cage

They do that sometimes

It's a sign of affection though

It’s ok, I’m used to being covered in glitter. :}

My favorite clothes growing up were always drowning in it lol

JJ hit me with nostalgia and glitter

Lucifer has one of those cute ass kitten sneezes that everyone freaks out about when they hear it or gets teased about and i STAND BY THAT.

Please tell me I'm not the only one, I genuinely cannot see lucifer with any sneeze other than a kitty one

*Stays still for a good 15 minutes with my hand over my mouth* *Walks to the corner of the room and points at you*

FUCK YOU NOW I CAN'T UNSEE/UNHEAR IT

*Throws a bunch of glitter at you*

FAUCK I CAJT SEEE 8TS IN NY EYES