the reason why i'm not rewatching it yet
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a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same
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“Since we’re into strawberry cycles, I sent the post to my dad (a berry farmer) and he sent me this”
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who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns
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have you ever noticed how in ‘twelve days of christmas’ so many of the gifts are various birds? who has access to these many birds? why is this person receiving so many birds? can i receive this many birds? i want answers
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The anti-Christ sitting back like:
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Myrtle Snow deserves to be resurrected in every single time line
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Talk about anti-climactic ending.
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Constance when Michael’s begging for his life
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ALL HAIL
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American Horror Story is the most frustrating show and yet, I keep coming back for more every season.
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me sitting here knowing damn well that cordelia had to die in order for mallory to thrive
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Cordelia will always be my Supreme
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