me: duck
straight white boy: and then what ;) that’s rough buddy
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WHOSE GOT THE MORAL COMPASS NOW B I T C H
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*randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what’s up?
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me: I'm gonna draw!!!!! :D me: *starts drawing* *breaks pencil*
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ME
me looking at the person i like: i am enamored even with the way your fingers move, with the way the light plays on your skin, with your freckles and your smile and your laughter, with your voice, with how you get around the things you love, with your humor,
me aloud: what’s up asshole
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owo and chill
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alex and juliet are my brotp tbh
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You've made a name for yourself, passive fox mage
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my name would be Scessica or Jott
EWW NO
imagine if ur parents had to name u by the combination of their two names together
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sometimes im on Snapchat maps when I'm bored and I randomly check people to see the last time they were online and when it says "just now" I'm like "go the fuck to bed jillian it's 1:46 in the morning"
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If ur lgbt, rb this and put ur opinion of bananas in the tags
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me
Well, that’s not fair.
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everyone fucking thinks I'm 14 or 15 gghffg
What age do people mistake you for?
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help
what do i draw im sad
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