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Hbvbhnfbhdnjhdbfnhjfbnkhsben I was just reading that EXACT fic…
multiple people have compared my art of deku & bakugo to a fic so ichecked it out but its 600k words long i can't do this, but so cute when people see parallels between fan works :)
#I’m like at chapter 21#and it’s so fucking emotionally devastating#it goes so hard too tho#they’re ridiculously in character too since it’s a character study…#rb#bkdk#fanfic#mha#bnha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia
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That’s what he wants you to think
Just rearangedvny bedroom… so tired now
It’s like 1:30 in the morning
Have some mildly strange traits about the rainbow town trio
Sabre eats seeds when he thinks no one is looking, but it always looks really suspicious. He’ll look around and shove like a handful into his mouth
Rainbow Steve sometimes encases himself in water, except for his mouth and nose and just chills in a place where he thinks no one will find him, his own sensory deprivation tank
Lucas uses the town animals as free therapy, he talks about anything and everything to them since he’s the only normal person in the town and if he went to the other two with his issues they might just do something insane
Sabre has a secret hidden house inside of the Rainbow Tree of Life. It’s got a full fledged conspiracy board and writing on the walls, he’s lucky no one else has found it
Rainbow Steve regularly leaves the server randomly. He knows he probably shouldn’t be doing it without Sabre or Lucas but he can’t help it, some of these servers have really cool things like movie theatres where they play moving paintings. The other two only realize when he starts actually making references to the outside world.
Lucas spends a lot of his time snooping around the place, he usually doesn’t have much better to do! Unfortunately this means he’s discovered almost everything within the town and everyone surrounding the town, including a time where Nightmare tried to make a bunker nearby. The bunker was later stormed by chickens
Sabre will sometimes say some wild stuff out of the blue, and the topic always varies. He had never once brought up the same topic twice in a row and it’s always something new. The other two are keeping track of what he says so that they can see if he slips up and repeats himself
Rainbow Steve robbed all the graves in Ghost Steve’s graveyard, but no one knows and no one realized. He REALLY likes to dig, it’s why he made so many holes for rainbow trees (to the point they had an infestation) so when Sabre accidentally introduced him to grave robbing (digging and getting ITEMS) he was instantly hooked
Lucas had to eat a haybale on a rare once, it ended with him being laughed at by the other two while spitting it out of his mouth as much as he could. He never even looked at wheat ever again unless it was absolutely necessary
#being the most normal out of 3 insane people is not the accomplishment Lucas thinks it is#Rainbow and Sabre might be an 8 and a 9 on the insane scale respectively#but that doesn’t mean that Lucas still isn’t at a solid 7#steve saga#favremysabre#rainbow steve#thelspike#headcanon#the steve saga#rb
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Well how far are you willing to go with the definition of sandwich? Are we counting hotdogs as a sandwich? Could we say a burger is nothing more than a sandwich? Where are our limits?!
That being said, lettuce, chicken and mayo, maybe sometimes onions in my sandwich, the bread can be anything it doesn’t matter to me
You know what, in honor of Galaxy Steve, let's talk about our favorite sandwiches.
I'll go first. My favorite sandwich is the breakfast sandwich, mainly because of the power radiating from that sandwich. You have several foods associated with the most important meal of the day...all within the palm of your hands. And one bite contains a little bit of everything. I think that is powerful and beautiful.
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Steve Saga AU where Sabre has powers: every time he adopts another Steve, his dad sneezes get louder.
All the villains are so full of themselves but get scared by the Dad Sneeze, because they've never heard a sound like that before.
So Sabre has to keep finding Steves to adopt to build up his power as they all keep finding more powerful villains. It's the only way to stop the villains.
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Obsessed with the fact that "Shadow has two dads. One was executed by firing squad and the other was killed by Shadow himself" is a statement that is entirely canon. Sonic lore my beloved.
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I had a vision
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Hehhehehthgn
Ty for the tag
1. Grian (the PowerPoint is READY to go…)
2. My hero academia (I got into it VERY recently and blow up every time there’s a leak)
3. Steve saga (self explanatory just look at my blog)
4. Death note (another recent fixation but I know so much now…)
5. Sonic (once again, I have a PowerPoint, but this one is in the works)
@otter-pop-supreme @eth3alflame
I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.
List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.
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me whenever i post about a current fixation that a majority of my followers did not follow me for
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My silly little oc Sterling… I can’t wait to make his life even worse…
Secret third image that I haven’t bothered to actually finish drawing but this is Goop, goop is Sterling a long time into the future
#Sterling oc#sterling silvan#his name is a pun#love you Sterling#you end up as an eldritch horror being#that canonically doesn’t use pronouns#dnd#dungeons and dragons#dnd oc#dnd character#my art
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Looking back at this while stuck in art block, holy shit what kind of crack was I on…. And where can I get more
The COUCH???? WHY DOES IT LOOK SO GOOD I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER ALMOST BURSTING INTO TEARS IN SCHOOL BC I HATED HOW IT LOOKED??? The fact it’s shaded so nicely too is making me lose my mind bc I spent at most 20 minutes on it
The fact that Dark blends so perfectly into the background while Nightmare sticks out as best he can… there’s probably some poetry behind that
Fuck man, the whole colouring of everything and the fact I managed to actually make it look good?
The longer I look at it the more in disbelief I am that I managed to even draw this, ESPECIALLY since most of it was drawn IN CLASS
Gossip girls
#I DREW THAT COUCH!!!!!#I DONT KNOW HOW BUT I DID#there could be some statement in this post about how all art looks better once you have a clear mind but I don’t feel like finding it#rb#my art#steve saga
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I’m happy with this actually I got a lot of my favs
@otter-pop-supreme @eth3alflame
Another quiz for if you were a fictional character how would your fandom treat you (if you think your life is too boring to have a fandom just think of yourself as living the domestic!au of some sci-fi or fantasy)
reblog with your results
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*breaks through your window*
Have you ever wondered how steves are born? i mean like, we all have our headcanons and many of them are pretty similar but who wants to hear mine now
well if you're still reading you probably want to
So this one i'm making specific to my fanfic Sins of the Forefathers (i promise guys im still working on it, i jsut wrote the first chapter without making an outline and now i actually have to write a whole story) just because I think it’s silly, there’s no real reason and I don’t think that it’ll end up being some major plot point or anything so I can share without spoilers!
currently there are 2 big headcanons around, 1 of them being from a bit that states that steves reproduce using diamonds, and the other one being that the energy around the place can gather into one spot until theres so much that it creates a new steve
theres also... mpreg but i'd rather NOT
so naturally i combined them
To create a child you will need a diamond and at least 2 parents that are (preferably) of the same colour! the parents need to pour in a considerable amount of their energy into the diamond to create a new steve, while the diamond acts as a sort of vessel to hold onto their power. if this was tried WITHOUT the diamond, the energy would just dissipate into the air.
This ritual leaves the parents depleted of their own energy, which is why sometimes there will be more than 2 parents, just so that the load is lighter for them. Typically, the energy split isn't 100% even, so one parent may have put in a slightly larger amount of their own energy, this usually leads to the kid being closer to that parent in shade and power type/level.
When theres a third parent introduced for the sole reason of allowing the first 2 to not have to lose so much energy, they typically only gve a small amount of their own. Not enough to influence the child but enough that the parents wont be left EXHAUSTED afterwards. When theres a third parent because they also want to be a parent and have a kid, its once again a mostly even split between all of them
This all continues no matter how many parents you introduce into the mix
now the diamond! as the energy is put into the diamond, the core of it starts to become almost like a star, a core that is keeping the energy circulating and moving inside of it until it starts to create a living being. From then on, the diamond acts as an egg.
the kid inside will slowly use up the diamonds carbon from the inside out, as the energy poured into them combines with the energy that the diamond is absorbing from the general area as well. The diamond will slowly start to slightly change colour and go opaque.
The closer that the diamond egg is to people, the faster it'll hatch simply due to it absorbing energy left in the air that people give off.
The core continues to eat away at the diamond from the inside as a steve forms in there. At this point of their lives they don't need to worry about any food or water or anything because of the fact that they're still only feeding off the energy in the universe.
Once enough energy has been absorbed, the diamond shell that's left over will start to crack and fracture. The cracks will be more like something is expanding out of it rather than just breaking out. The first crack will always be the loudest as it is when the most energy is let out. At that point the kid can come crawling out the diamond and BOOM! you have a child!
A couple thoughts more that i have that im not sure where to put in:
the steves are a carbon based race due to the fact that diamonds are entirely carbon
a new hatch will be like, the size of a large hand. They grow fast once they're out
the way they're made is quite literally like a new star, and that first crack is their supernova. they basically go through the life cycle of a star before they're even born
different colours can technically have children together but it doesn't always have the intended result. Most times the energy they pour in isnt compatible so it... makes the diamond blow up....
if they do manage to succeed, the kid will be one colour or the other, as the energy of the parent who poured less energy would slowly get converted into something the other parents is more compatible with
In the case of Rainbow Steve:
So he’s an unnatural abomination of a Steve, we all know that, right?
If you didn’t, you do now bc he’s canonically made of like 5 people
Rainbow Steve was in fact made the traditional egg way, but the outputs of the energy put into the diamond had to be made so precise it wouldn’t go one way or another. He would also then have been required to be put in an environment where all the outside energy would not influence what colour he turned out to be.
The way this was done was it was completed one person at a time. Each person first had to learn to manipulate their own energy into a spare vessel with a measuring tool in it, and once it was measured to be exactly 1/7th of the total energy they would all put in, they would have to carefully manipulate the energy in an environment where there’s no extra energy swirling around, and put that into the diamond
Rinse and repeat the process 7 times and you have a rainbow egg hopefully, which would then be carefully fed equal amounts of all energy in a sealed off room. Eventually Rainbow Steve would hatch from it and all the scientists would breath a collective sigh of relief
A pretty normal way to make him honestly, but the constant feeding of the egg exhausted the scientists pretty fast, so eventually they just made a filtering system that would store the energy they let off naturally and use that to give to the egg
Also all the scientists fell in love with each other during their time there, it’s canon I said so
#of course it’s canon they’re literally my ocs I can do what I want with them#i just think it’s neat#their biology is meant to be strange and confusing#light Steve is a whole other thing#he just appeared as a teen when rainbow was split apart bc of the over abundance of blue energy inside of Rainbow Steve#favremysabre#steve saga#rainbow steve#sins of the forefathers#headcanon#hcs
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RUNNER OF COOKIES HERE
*cracks knuckles*
There are multiple team comps you can make here that should be able to kill your enemies so ive gathered them here for you:
The Safe Team , you can't go wrong with them:
Black Pearl - INSANE amounts of damage done, she murders people FAST, especially if you have her jam
Elder Faerie - He's really good at being defense right now since he's brand new and not many people can counter him properly
Fettuccinie - She can be immortal at times. like quite literally her skill includes that
Parfait - She gives high buffs and healings, and becomes overpowered if you have her magic candy
Snapdragon - This cookie doesn't take any damage, and will give all your cookies a shield and heal them every time they use their skill, along with a bunch of buffs
The Experimental Team, I'm not sure how good they'll be but it should be good to do a fair amount of damage:
Crimson Coral - She works best when she's alone at the front, as she gives a lot of buffs in that case, and will take a whole lotta damage for your team
Black Pearl - Same as previous team
Sea Fairy - Previously overpowered, not as much anymore but she's still really good, especially since she stuns people
Pure Vanilla - top healer of the game, he should be good to fall back on
Snapdragon - Same as previous team
Make sure to set your team leader to Black Pearl once you get both her and Sea Fairy’s jams, as she’ll allow for damage resistance
The Water Team, this is a silly team I’m adding for funzies:
Crimson Coral - Same as previous team
Black Pearl - Same as previous team
Sea Fairy - Same as previous team
Sorbet Shark - They kill people, especially with the magic candy
Snapdragon - Same as previous team
Replace Snapdragon with Frilled Jellyfish once you get her for maximum water power as Frilled Jellyfish is a very nice support
Make sure to set the leader as Sea Fairy since she’ll set the damage for water type cookies to be higher!
those are the best teams for your cookies right now so let’s move onto toppings:
You don’t need to give them resonant toppings but I do because it looks pretty
Black Pearl - 5 swift chocolate (speeds up her skill use)
Elder Faerie - 5 solid almond (tank)
Fettuccine - 5 solid almond (tank)
Parfait - 5 swift chocolate (speeds up her skill use)
Snapdragon - 5 swift chocolate (speeds up their skill use)
Crimson Coral - Mix of swift chocolate and solid almond (reduce skill speed time and tank)
Pure Vanilla - 5 searing raspberry (higher healing)
Sorbet Shark - 5 searing raspberry (higher damage)
Frilled Jellyfish - 5 searing raspberry (higher healing and damage)
Now last but not least, your treasures!
since you didn’t post the ones you have I’ll go under the assumption you have most of them anyway
Slot 1 - Librarians enchanted robes - This will speed up the attacks of 2 of your cookies
Slot 2 - Old Pilgrims scroll/Magic Disciples scroll - these are variants of each other and will only let you use one of them, use whichever one of yours gives you higher damage
Slot 3 - Sleepyhead jelly watch/Squishy jelly watch - these are also variants, but these ones reduce cooldown, use whichever one allows for less cooldown
Hope this ends up helping and I wish you luck upon your Gacha endeavors!
Cookie run enjoyers I need help I know my team comp isn’t the best I don’t want to disappoint my twink cookie children what should I do?
#Sorry for the super long post#I’m super autistic about cookie run and have figured out the meta#and I couldn’t resist the call for help#cr kingdom#crk#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#cookie run meta#crk meta#rb
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Oh boy! Jail time to me because of tumblr ads!
(🫵 YOU @mrjeremyman)
Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊
Ok, I’ll go first
If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️🔥
Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊
Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!
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Speedran my ass to do this and I’m surprised at how cute it ended up being
I don’t have a side part anymore but that’s just how it be on picrew 💔
(Your turn @jetlaggedben @mrjeremyman)
Quick: create yourself in this maker!
I'll start:
(I'll tag... @almost-an-artist @kiwi-der-vogel @whyoneartheven @turdofanerd ?)
Oh, and anyone who wants to is invited too!
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Rainbow Steve IS edible and he tastes like cosmic brownies
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