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aholotte · 4 minutes
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In case anyone thinks this type of sanism doesn't happen on Tumblr
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aholotte · 6 minutes
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"make ao3 an app" "no keep it a website" you guys are both wrong. make ao3 a console release. i want to scroll with a ps4 controller and kudos by double tapping a. i want to be able to write fics w the terrible xbox keyboard. obviously.
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aholotte · 1 hour
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Heartbreaking: This person is making great points but they're being a huge fucking asshole about it so you can't reblog any of it
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aholotte · 1 hour
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nothing more embarassing than when you develop personal beef with a piece of media thats entirely petty. like sorry no i cant talk about that show it. bit me.
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aholotte · 1 hour
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For whatever reason God wants me to blog. Idk why. This how Job must have felt………….
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aholotte · 5 hours
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me in my room at 2am
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aholotte · 5 hours
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Pissed about the Paxiti comics being removed by staff, so here's some more
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aholotte · 15 hours
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Foghorn Leghorn: BOY I SAY BOY- Henery Hawk: Actually I’m nonbinary Foghorn Leghorn: I see. THEY/THEM I SAY THEY/THEM PAY ATTENTION WHEN I’M TALKIN TO YA THEY/THEM
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aholotte · 1 day
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aholotte · 1 day
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it's ok to be horny! it's good to be perverted! your sexuality isn't shameful and the things that turn you on are good and should be celebrated!!! even if its weird!!!! especially if it's weird and fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!
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aholotte · 1 day
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I love mad scientists because instead of going to therapy they choose to do unimaginable horrors with alchemy which makes their problems ten times worse
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aholotte · 1 day
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when the whole house got the autism
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aholotte · 1 day
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this website peaked on January 29 2015 
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aholotte · 1 day
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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.
I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).
And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:
“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”
And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them
“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”
I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before
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aholotte · 2 days
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shirt that says “warning: extremely aromantic individual” paired with booty shorts that say “not ace tho ;)” so bitches (gender-neutral) are more clear bout what i’m laying down when i flirt. and so they can stare at my ass with the knowledge they have a chance at tapping that
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aholotte · 2 days
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This machine kills AI
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aholotte · 2 days
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I hate how people talk about testosterone and transmascs. Even if someone slightly hints they don't really want one of the changes (like hair loss or something) someone's gotta bring up "You can't pick and choose the changes! A real transmasc wouldn't be saying this. You know T isn't going to turn you into an UWU anime boy, right?"
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