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Aisha Tyler On Honoring Jessica Walter At Comic-Con With Her 'Archer' Ca...
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Thanks. :)
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You're so handsome
Well, duh. Did you think I just wake up this incredibly handsome?
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is this an rp blog
No, it's a documentary. About me. The most interesting man in the world.
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Hi! Do you take request?
I take requests about as well as I take orders from Lana. So basically, not at all. But hey, if you've got a death wish and a vat of tanning butter, I'm all ears.
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Lets play…Casting Call: Live Action Archer Movie
Pam Poovey
Pam “the Painbringer” (I made that up) Poovey (I did not make that up) is an no-holds barred bad-ass mixed with a slovenly slob. When she is not street racing, or making frienemys with the Yakuza, she is probably finding creative ways to consume cocaine. via: Here
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I’m sure a lot of followers would too.
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Fingers still crossed that Netflix buys and continues Archer. If you got Netflix stream the ish out of Archer. Fall asleep wake up brush your teeth to Archer streaming.
I mean….
We knew this day would come, and I respect that they softened the blow by telling us three seasons before the end, but still though…..SHIT NUTS!!!
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Damn, Gina!
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Archer Season 7 Episode 10 Finale
Deadly Velvet: Part Il
Hey! tell me what were some of you guys favorite or WTF moments, feeling towards the season 7 wrap-up?
Stray Observations by avclub.com
I haven’t heard anything about the show’s chances of getting a renewal, but the ratings have been slipping all year. If this is the last we see of Archer and company—and I sincerely hope it isn’t—it feels weirdly fitting to have the last line be a semi-random historical reference, shouted by Krieger over the main character’s corpse.
If we do get renewed, what are people’s bets on how they’ll bring Archer back from the dead? Cyborg? Clone? Dream? Alternate universe? Those damn aliens? Second, back-up robot?
Pam and Cheryl don’t get much to do tonight, but what’s there—Cheryl’s blithe indifference to Dietrich’s anti-handwashing demands, Pam scoffing at the idea of renting a mule—is gold. “You lease that surly bastard.”
I found Shapiro’s wistful regret at planting Lana’s fingerprints on the murder weapon way more believable than Veronica’s dramatic little breakdowns both times she shot Archer. More than any of the show’s other guest stars this year, Patton Oswalt fit this series, and this cast, like a glove.
“Why does she get special treatment?”
“Because she is special.”
“She’s a movie star.”
I could have used a lot more Hollywood spectacle and satire this year.
“To do what? Open an Adolf E. Cheese?” This one took me a minute, mostly because it’s hard to verbally parse.
“What is that, a thing from Star War?” I have to assume that that’s a nod to Jessica Walter’s other famous TV role. (Actually, I’m kind of surprised we didn’t get a Play Misty For Me nod at some point this year.)
“How’s it feel to be such an idiot?”
“Mmm, I guess almost like there’s a vast number of things that can happen to you between now, and when you’re released from police custody, and almost none of them are good.” J.K. Simmons gives good grim-and-threatening.
So, uh… What do you think Archer’s actual plan was?
Archer, dying: “Who puts a table there?”
So much for all my bloviating last week about the C.I.A. and the KGB.
I would have liked to have seen the scene that inspired this post card, from The Figgis Agency web site.
Obscure reference alert: As previously mentioned, John Huston directed The Maltese Falcon (which also appears in this—and the last— episode, in Veronica’s dressing room.) Han Fastolfe is a character from Isaac’s Asimov’s Robot books. Veronica quotes Hamlet the first time she kills Archer, Krieger lets off another Planet Of The Apes yell when Milkly dies, Marlin Perkins was a TV zoologist, and the Turing test is pretty much exactly what Archer describes. I’ll miss you, Obscure reference alert.
Line of the episode: “You can’t murder a machine!”
“Yeah, that’s, like, the first law of robotics.”
“No, it’s the exact opposite of that!”
That might be the perfectly constructed Archer joke—clever, logical, and slightly obscure.
That’s a wrap on Archer season 7, friends. I hope my critiques of the show’s structure don’t come off as too harsh, because it really is my favorite thing on TV—I’ve laughed harder on this assignment than anything else I’ve done since I started writing for the site. Fingers crossed that we’ll get to do it again next year, wherever Reed and Thompson decide to take these poor mean bastards next.
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Eggs Woodhouse in Loving Memory of George Coe
‘Many of the other luxury ingredients of Eggs Woodhouse (black truffle, saffron, caviar), are also known to be expensive as well, however strangely enough some of these are also readily available and cheaper in the UK. For instance, both saffron and caviar (admittedly not beluga caviar) are available at Waitrose stores for only around $3-4 each.’
There’s a few restaurant around California that “serve” Eggs Woodhouse, but it will run you as high as $130. So as Archer would say “ How hard is it to poach a goddamn egg, Woodhouse!?“ You can take shortcuts and pass on the super expensive ingredients, It’s pretty cheap and easy to make at home, just time consuming and messy.
“…The recipe can be found in Adam Reed’s book How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written and is ridiculously convoluted and expensive, with an estimate of $130 per serving if you make it exactly as specified. My husband requested Eggs Woodhouse for his birthday breakfast. I don’t have $260 to spend on eggs (if I’m putting this kind of work into a recipe, I want some, too!), but we all do things for the ones we love, so I decided to give it a go…” Read on Here
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RIP George Coe, the amazing voice performer of lovable Woodhouse.
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Spring here yet?
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