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adamthesak · 6 months
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Target now offers delivery so fast that it bends the space-time continuum
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adamthesak · 8 months
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My favorite U.S. state is New England. It’s the state that The Patriots football team is from
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adamthesak · 8 months
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Lower Decks is great because it's like "What if we took the chorus of a famous greek tragedy, but then made them the main characters and let it be silly?”
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Star Trek: Lower Decks 4x01 Twovix
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adamthesak · 9 months
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I have absolutely no qualms about saying that potatoes are real page-turners.
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adamthesak · 9 months
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adamthesak · 9 months
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I was talking about Star Trek: Strange New Worlds in a group chat, but I got confused which Kirk we were talking about so I made this
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adamthesak · 10 months
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Wanted:
Wanted: One piece of software that lets me easily cross-post to Mastodon, Bluesky, CoHost, Twitter, Reddit, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr, MySpace, Xanga, LiveJournal, Angelfire, GeoCities, Hotline server, ICQ, MSN, AIM status, Usenet, Gopher, and a UTF-8 text file I have on a floppy disk at the bottom of a drawer in my desk
LinkedIn support optional
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adamthesak · 10 months
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An appropriate metaphor for life
First my Adobe After Effects crashed, and then the Adobe After Effects Crash Reporter crashed.
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adamthesak · 1 year
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Honestly, this shit with Hogwarts Legacy is just like what happened with Chick-fil-A like ten or fifteen years ago. Some of y'all might be too young to remember it, but it went almost exactly like this shit today, only the target was technically gay people (not like we aren't all lumped together when push comes to shove, but gay was the political scapegoat in US politics at the time, as trans people were still on the fringes of social awareness).
It came out that the people who own Chick-fil-A were donating to organizations in other countries that were actively working to get gay people there killed, and were also very monetarily invested in stripping gay people of any legal rights they'd amassed in the US. So a lot of queer folks were asking for allies to boycott Chick-fil-A to show solidarity.
And it turned into a giant fuckin circus for bigots to rally around. There was even a support Chick-fil-A day, I remember it because I was a server at the time and our restaurant was empty most the day - while the line for Chick-fil-A down the road was like a mile long consistently.
But while that was obviously annoying, that wasn't what hit people the hardest. Cuz we expect clowns to wear the shoes, right, it's not shocking.
What disappointed people, or really demoralized a lot of young queers at the time especially, was the allies who would still go there. Because they like the sandwiches or fries or whatever. The people who'd march with them in the parade or be supportive of marriage equality, who would then turn right around and give their money to people who were trying to actively harm their friends.
Because the chicken was good.
I remember a friend of mine being really just absolutely broken up over that, trying to understand some of her friends reasoning and at the time I couldn't give her an answer. I could now, though.
And it's this:
Talk is cheap.
It costs nothing to say things. A person can say whatever the hell they want, any feel good flowery thing, and it doesn't really cost them.
But when they are asked to actually give something up - or put their money where their mouth is and just....can't do it. Well then there isn't much else for them to say, is there? At least nothing that's worth anything.
Some people had to find out the hard way that the choice between a chicken sandwich and funding people who did not believe in their dignity as a human being was, in the eyes of certain allies, apparently really hard. Too hard, in fact.
These allies would march in the colorful parades and go to the bars for drinks, but in the end, you couldn't actually depend on them to inconvenience themselves. They were fair weather allies, and they were there for the party and that's about it . They wanted entertainment, and it didn't matter if that came from having fun gay friends or a tasty sandwich.
This is the same thing, really, or pretty close to it.
These types of people just wanna have fun. Either you, their friend or whatever, are fun or the game is fun, and if you stop being fun by incidentally making them feel a little guilty about where they spend their money , then they might just choose the thing that doesn't make them currently uncomfortable.
And I'm not saying these people who say trans rights online but who also really, really want to play wizard game and already have are horrible people or anything - they're just not very good. They have no real character. And unfortunately there's not much you can do to change that, other than investing time and energy in people who do.
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adamthesak · 2 years
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Co—Star: Adam, good news. I was able to obtain your daily horoscope. 
Adam: Is it actually a cactus? 
Co—Star: I don’t understand. 
Adam: I want to see my daily horoscope. Is that what you have, or do you have a cactus? 
Co—Star: I have your daily horoscope. 
Adam: You’re sure? You have my horoscope, and not a cactus? 
Co—Star: That is correct. I have your horoscope, I do not have a cactus. 
Adam: Excellent! Please give me my horoscope. 
Co—Star: Here you go.
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adamthesak · 7 years
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NEW MUSIC— 🎵🚀🌏 Just another pop-rock love song about celestial masses colliding in space and the resulting distortion of space and time.
You know— Pop music.
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adamthesak · 7 years
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crybaby learns how to swim - subtitled
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adamthesak · 7 years
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tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.
also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.
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adamthesak · 7 years
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Damn—This is one of the most beautiful pieces of Splatoon art I’ve ever seen. 
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Stay fresh
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adamthesak · 7 years
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TOO REAL 
@katiethespy
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adamthesak · 7 years
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Trump meets Trudeau
TRUMP: So I hear you like Putin as much as I do…!
TRUDEAU: That’s “POUTINE,” Donald.
TRUMP: Oh, yeah—Totally what I meant, too. “Pooteen.” Big fan, love the stuff.
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adamthesak · 7 years
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Merry Idyllic Christmas, everybody. #slomo
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