Need my own Man vs. Wild show...

And it's just me being scared of the wild

Milipede and I can coexist as long as it stays out of my holes.

IM NOT HAVING IT

JIM CADDICK

28

MALE

NOT HAVING IT!

you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop

The Sims: crashes

My computer: half responsive

Me: sighs and restarts computer then fucks off to sort clothes

Computer: comes back

Razer: "we're updating!!! And now you must restart your computer!!"

avatar the last airbender was a great show man

Kinda fucked up how I, an aroace person, can still want sex and love lol...

I don't feel attraction towards people, but I experience aesthetic attraction in that I just really think a person is really nice to look at, but I don't desire anything with them.

I do get the friend-crush thing tho... Where I really wanna be friends with someone.

but as far as sex and romance? Idk... I want it, but I don't feel inclined to pursue someone for it... It's always like I slipped and tumbled into the relationship... Idk...

I could be Demi... which is under the greater AroAce umbrella.... Or Grey... Idk.... I'm gonna keep it real simple and just say, "AroAce"

Me: *adjusting my seat so my chicken rides safely. All the while my foot has just been planted on the break*

*cute cop walks in front of my definitely prepared to move car*

Me: "I don't care how cute you are. All cops are bastards" *quietly to myself as I make my lawful escape back into the woods*

My cat scared the everloving shit out of me.

I didn't know where she was (she was in her usual place) and she jumped down in front of me as I was walking past.

And I screamed and now I think she thinks she's in trouble.

I gave her treats as a sign of good will... idk

I'd been in the city so long...

I forgot about ticks

please do not go so hard at "Elon is terrible and the Cybertruck is a dumpster fire" (which is true) that you somehow make your way to "electric cars are all ticking time bombs" (which is false, and mostly said by people who want to keep driving combustion engine cars perpetually because they think the climate crisis is made up)

@thebibliosphere I had to repost this for both of us because OOF

if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

BUG OF THE DAY

BotD 6 - 03/27/24

Am I late this time? No way!!! This is the Gaudy Sphinx Moth!

These fluttery fellas are anything but gaudy, bearing beautiful emerald coloring. As with most Hawkmoths, these moths have a splash of red lining their underwings. That, along with their sharp, angular wings make these moths an absolutely stunning species! These moths can usually be found in North, Central, and South America, but commonly fly long distances, and can occasionally be found in strange places. The larvae of this species have distinct eyespots, meant to resemble that of snake eyes. Their disproportionately large, shiny "eyes" make them look almost like a Pokémon in their larval state. Truly an amazing creature!