trying to find a fic in a pairing you like on ao3 is like [omegaverse] [omegaverse] [characterisation so bad they might as well be someone else] [omegaverse] [porn no plot] [they're a side ship to another popular ship] [goldmine that's about to change your life forever] [mpreg (not omegaverse)]
I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.
- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.
- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.
- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.
I accidentally let it slip to my siblings that I avoid water like the plague so they got me an emotional support water bottle... I covered it in pickle stickers and now it follows me everywhere.
[ID: two photos of a porcelain triceratops from different angles. The triceratops is very small and has blue floral designs on its crown and body. Its three horns are painted with gold luster.]