my character ais keep asking if i’m bi even tho they’re Not Coded with a sexuality nor is my persona this is so fuckin funny to me they’re reading me like a book. LIKE SHUT UP IM NOT EVEN TRYING TO ROMANCE YOU YET??

get ready for an exuberant summer

I JUST READ AN UPDATE IT IS AN ALL WHITE PEACOCK AND IS CURRENTLY WALKING AROUND A CEMETARY I WISH I WAS MAKING THIS UP?

why did our local safety thing send out an alert that there is somehow a peacock?? just walking down the street??? in buttfuck nowhere Ohio?? who out here LOST THEIR PET PEACOCK???

why did our local safety thing send out an alert that there is somehow a peacock?? just walking down the street??? in buttfuck nowhere Ohio?? who out here LOST THEIR PET PEACOCK???

me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this

me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life

i seriously think that “what the fuck, Hugo, that priest has got the same fuckin’ Gucci glasses as me, fuckin’ shoot at him” is one of the funniest sentences i’ve ever heard in my life

and then the fact it’s followed by “good shot, Hugo, but man you just shot a priest, that’s gotta be like 7 years bad luck, gotta be”

my new neighbor across the way is playing the violin with their window open. when does the storybook romance begin.

“you should watch the malenkee saga” “you should watch the malenkee saga” what if i like being happy instead

sorry Brennen <3

imagine being like “my favorite character died 😭” and somebody is like “oh noooo :( what show?” and it’s from a fucking ASMR VIDEO

Hunter S Thompson, 1970

However the oldest book I own is from 1911, and is a copy of Jack London’s ‘When God Laughs’. 113 years old.

Up there as well are my copy of a book on Political Philosophy from 1929, and is a first edition. poor quality though, but also has writing in it

A 1948 copy of Moby Dick

A 1934 copy of The Robber Barons

just remembered my copy of an American History textbook outline thingy that was written in 1915 and is currently 109 years old. it has writing in it from, assumedly, students who the textbook belonged to, in pencil and in ink. I’ll have to have it scanned or something sometime, or at least share the handwriting in it because it’s very interesting.

just remembered my copy of an American History textbook outline thingy that was written in 1915 and is currently 109 years old. it has writing in it from, assumedly, students who the textbook belonged to, in pencil and in ink. I’ll have to have it scanned or something sometime, or at least share the handwriting in it because it’s very interesting.

got too powerful again i’ve been nerfed with

stomach flu <3

He's not that old, dad, he's just 17 years older than you