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Everyone is fine with me being autistic until I behave autistically
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Mysterious encounter doodle
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taco bell getting rid of the ranch dorito shells was a canon event for me
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Transformers One isn't changing the established lore y'all because there is no established lore
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jk, step 2 is getting a sorely needed hug from the only competent person in your entire life
Step 1: . . . ohhhh I fucked up
Step 2: ???
Step 3: W O R L D D O M I N A T I O N
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some days you're just not fit for human consumption
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My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.
I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think โWell, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot moreโ so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that โ10โ is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said โ6โ because I thought โWell, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.โ
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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.
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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation
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Bro is GORGEOUS ๐น
gnawing on the bars of my enclosure
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