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kingofspadescos · 1 year

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MPHFP Incorrect Quotes

Miss Peregrine - I'm sure Jake has lots of friends back in Florida.

Y/n (Jake's sibling) - *starts laughing hysterically*

Y/n - Jake? Having friends? Ha! That boys more antisocial than I am and I prefer animals over people-

Enoch - *desperately trying to finish his food without laughing*

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thatpeculiargremlin · 10 months

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mphfpc incorrect quotes 👍

[Spoiler in the last quote!]

Bronwyn: Emma, keep an eye on Enoch today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Emma: Sure, I'd love to see Enoch getting punched. Jacob: Try again. Emma, sighing: I will try to stop Enoch from getting punched.

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Everyone is giving advice to Olive Jacob: It's okay to ask for help. Horace: You're not a burden. Enoch: Murder is okay. Emma: Your feelings matter.

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Bentham: I bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter “A”!

Miss Peregrine: You thought you just did something there, didn’t you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

Caul: F**k you.

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Fiona: *dies*

Jacob: Timer starts now! When is she coming back? I say two months.

Enoch: Bullshit. One month.

Horace: Nah, half a month.

Hugh, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! FIONA JUST DIED-

Emma, scratching chin in thought: One week.

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cherrymood · 1 year

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enoraces · 2 years

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millard: goodnight night. jacob: sleep tight. enoch: don’t let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself. emma: great, now horace is crying.

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a-map-of-gays · 2 years

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Jacob: Why are there tiny handprints all over the wall?!

Enoch: *whispering* why are there tiny handprints all over the wall?

Clare: *whispering back* because I have little hands

Enoch: Because Claire has little hands

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maxiscoolmaybe · 1 year

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Jacob: Youre grounded, and that means no VIDEO GAMES, NO TV, AND NO HORACE SOMNUSSON

Enoch: NOOO- wait what YOU CANT JUST TAKE MY BOYFRIEND AWAY FROM ME

Jacob: OH YES I CAN MISTER, NO CALLING, NO TEXTING, NO SNEAKING OUT, ILL EVEN KILL ALL PIGEONS SO YOU CAN’T ATTACH A LETTER TO ONE

Enoch: YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME

Jacob: But you’ll still be going to school since i care about your education, so just fuck him in the school bathroom i guess.

Enoch: WHAT THE FUCK

*Horace is just standing in the corner with a really red face and is confused asf*

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birdiesflying · 1 year

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Horace: You ever have "cry and scream yourself awake" level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up

Jacob: The last time I wailed "help, please, help me, heeelp" loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena

Horace: … I dont even know who Snoopy is but I’m concerned

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peculiar-shark · 2 years

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Olive: is there anything for me to eat?

Horace: in a house full of food you ask if there’s something for you to eat?

Olive: 🙂

Horace: well there’s some steak, leftover pulled pork, fruit salad, pasta salad, I believe there’s some garlic bread and macaroni and cheese left

Olive: ok but what else can I have?

Horace: … I suppose there’s some brownies on the oven-

Olive: that’s what I want thanks