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kingofspadescos · 1 year

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MPHFP Incorrect Quotes

Miss Peregrine - I'm sure Jake has lots of friends back in Florida.

Y/n (Jake's sibling) - *starts laughing hysterically*

Y/n - Jake? Having friends? Ha! That boys more antisocial than I am and I prefer animals over people-

Enoch - *desperately trying to finish his food without laughing*

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enochs-g0r3-jars · 9 months

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Posts the peculiars would make part 4 >:)

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shobi-enzo · 11 months

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alma peregrine: y/n dear, its 3 am. Why are you still awake?

y/n: if you can eat chicken even though it is cannibalism for you, does that mean you can eat worms, rats, bird food and other birds if it's raw?

alma peregrine: BED. NOW.

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birdiesflying · 1 year

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Enoch, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking of going back to school and starting a career!

Emma, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Jacob: What the heck are you guys doing?

Enoch: Playing systemic oppression.

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arri0-0 · 6 months

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Jacob: *trying to ask discreetly to the others if they are part of the LGBT community* So, what attracts you?

Horace: Toxicity.

Jacob: What ?

Emma: Just say you're attracted to men, please.

Horace: That's not as funny.

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cherrymood · 1 year

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MPHFPC MEMES

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enoraces · 2 years

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millard: goodnight night. jacob: sleep tight. enoch: don’t let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself. emma: great, now horace is crying.

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peculiar-peculiars · 9 months

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Miss Peregrine: Do not fear death, fear the state in which you die.

Jacob, in a terrified whisper: New Jersey...

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marygih · 30 days

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Myron: you enslaved me! Caul: you literally premeditated my death! Myron: because you trapped me and left me to starve first Alma: Birds... Am I the only one in this family who didn't plan to kill anyone?

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ducksrus · 2 years

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Enoch: Am I in trouble?

Miss P: take a guess

Enoch: no?

Miss P: guess again

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a-map-of-gays · 2 years

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Jacob: Why are there tiny handprints all over the wall?!

Enoch: *whispering* why are there tiny handprints all over the wall?

Clare: *whispering back* because I have little hands

Enoch: Because Claire has little hands

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book-m0use · 8 months

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*everyone staring in a walmart*

Horace: why did nobody tell me about the joys of silly string!?

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enochs-g0r3-jars · 9 months

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Imagine mphfpc exactly as it is but instead of saying "Rise up dead man, rise up😈" Enoch says "Wakie wakiee🥰🤗"

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zlittka · 4 months

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Noor: Hey, Enoch, have you already prepared the gifts for February 14th?

Enoch: Why give gifts in honor of the shooting of Chikatilo?

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birdiesflying · 1 year

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Horace: You ever have "cry and scream yourself awake" level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up

Jacob: The last time I wailed "help, please, help me, heeelp" loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena

Horace: … I dont even know who Snoopy is but I’m concerned

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arri0-0 · 6 months

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Horace: What do you think ? Should I tell him ?

Bronwyn: Just follow your heart.

Horace: That's bullshit. My heart choses Enoch, how am I supposed to trust it ?

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