@hileynoteson @waste-mixture @starcoffinxd @crab-princess

GET CRABBED!! ✨🦀NO PRESSURE TO SEND TO OTHERS, UNLESS YOU WANNA CRAB THEM TOO FOR BEING AN AMAZING CRUSTACEAN!! 🦞🦀🦞🦀✨🦀✨🦞✨🦀

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Are you kidding! I completely embrace being crabbed! and i'll crab more!

i'm crabbing you to begin with >:)

Perhaps a lighthouse job isn’t the worst

Today I learned I say one of those weird

please reblog ty ilym

enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar

I have been waiting all year to post this.

Oh no, we all talk like that normally, it’s just when we meet you we switch to made up regional accents

American accents are so cool if only they were real and not just made up for tv

when the body trots on

passed a memorial on my morning trot today. buckaroo about my age, lots of flowers. went to his instagram to learn his way and it was just packed full of photos with buds and good times. you strip away the body and all thats left is love. sad but also very beautiful and important

I wouldn’t even be grossed out, that’s impressive

her ass imitates the morning doves

Maybe they do the knuckle thing but stop half way? I think the reason why they use base 6 could be just as interesting as the rest of the world personally

Worldbuilding thought.

Elves live a lot longer than other people... But not as much longer as everyone thinks.

Elves over 1000 years old are common. They are the sources of all known history, first-hand account of centuries past.

But some point in extablishing Elven translation they missed that Elves work in base-6 and 1000 is actually just 216.

No-one else lives long enough to realise this discrepancy because that's still like three human life-spans, and Elves care too little about everyone else to notice it. They believe that human lives are merely a blink of the eye for them because if they blink they've already forgotten about you.

in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.

The Ditrani Brothers is I think my smallest over all, and a bit under 2k monthly listeners, but they’re not on rotation right now. Tony & Gravel at a little under 8k monthly listeners is my current smallest followed by Cousin Boneless

@spotify-official how about you?

enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

I’m curious about elves’ hands in this world. How many fingers do they have?

Worldbuilding thought.

Elves live a lot longer than other people... But not as much longer as everyone thinks.

Elves over 1000 years old are common. They are the sources of all known history, first-hand account of centuries past.

But some point in extablishing Elven translation they missed that Elves work in base-6 and 1000 is actually just 216.

No-one else lives long enough to realise this discrepancy because that's still like three human life-spans, and Elves care too little about everyone else to notice it. They believe that human lives are merely a blink of the eye for them because if they blink they've already forgotten about you.

He looks like me after being unceremoniously woken up in the middle of the day

I see a lot of talk about common species like sharks and whatnot when it comes to marine life which is cool and good but you know what I don’t see people talking about? the batfish

this is a polka dot batfish. look at his cute legs and sweet little face. absolutely incredible. such a revolutionary creature. I fucking love batfish and you should too

Ooh! We got a new lake!

The people demand it

Now that I’m done watching my big hard hitting shows that make me cry, I don’t know what to do. Watch video essays about them to validate my praise?

im going to shove a live grenade up mynose and see if that clears my nasal cavities of mucus

Who’s asking?

When I say crimes, I mean crimes like stalking, murder, arson, theft, anything that'll give you time in jail or probation.

Not lil petty crimes like Jay walking or speeding.