eminem is trans masc to some, trans fem to others, and an enemy to all

"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds

people born in 24 Are 2000 now

tuck her in thursday

I know everyone and their dog is now drawing chicken Falin but I really wanted to for YEARS and couldnt because I didnt want to spoil people hh

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy

me: so tell me, kitty, what are some of your favourite things? what brings you joy?

my cat: oh so many things. for example crinkling and rustling plastic bags

me: fascinating! now let's go a bit darker. what are your biggest fears?

my cat: oh so many things. for example crinkling and rustling plastic bags

almost none of the reasons why i support abortion rights have anything to do with babies. really it’s more about the fact that I think the government shouldn’t be able to force you to lend all your organs to someone else and change irreparably in the process. is a fetus a person? I don’t care! If it is a person, I don’t want anyone to be forced to host one against their will! If it isn’t a person, guess what? Nobody should be forced to host one against their will! What’s a soul? What’s a person? When does life begin? IRRELEVANT! A world in which the government can force anyone to manufacture an entirely new human body at the cost of their own is not a world I want to live in!

wish i could call in bitchy to work

“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this