zarbon-the-faggotron
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Cell: Why do humans have different blood groups?
Frieza: So mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors.
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Roshi, to Frieza: You know, Black can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Roshi: *Blows an air horn at Black* GET FUCKED!
#dau#devilartemis#devilartemis universe#dragon ball z#dbz#dragon ball#frieza#lord frieza#goku black#master roshi#roshi
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Frieza: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.
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Zarbon, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Black: Cell's in the kitchen.
#dau#devilartemis#devilartemis universe#dragon ball z#dbz#dragon ball#perfect cell#cell#goku black#zarbon
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Cell: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Black: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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Cell: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.
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Cell: Why are you drinking?
Black: I drink when I'm depressed.
Cell: But you're always drinking?
Black: *Smug grin*
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Cell: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.
#no frieza fuck me#dau#devilartemis#devilartemis universe#dragon ball z#dbz#dragon ball#perfect cell#cell
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Cell: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Frieza: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Cell: I’m leaving, and I’m taking ROSHI WITH ME.
Zarbon, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Roshi: Does that mean I can get out of jail?
#dau#devilartemis#devilartemis universe#dragon ball z#dbz#dragon ball#perfect cell#cell#frieza#lord frieza#zarbon#master roshi#roshi
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Roshi: I’m going to hell.
Black: Probably.
Roshi: I'll pick you up?
Black: *Nodding* Carpool.
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Frieza: Do you think sex without love is a sin?
Zarbon: If it is, I’ll see you in hell.
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Frieza: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.
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Black: What? I'm not aggressive!
Cell: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
Black: Survival of the fittest, bitch.
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Frieza: You’re mean!
Cell: You’re meaner!
Frieza: Yeah, well, you’re ugly too!
Cell: You’re uglier!
Frieza: You’re a dumbass!
Cell: You’re a dumberass!
Frieza: You think “dumberass” is a good insult!
#dau#devilartemis#devilartemis universe#cell#dragon ball z#perfect cell#dragon ball#dbz#lord frieza#frieza
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Frieza: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?
Zarbon: Do not do that.
Frieza: You won’t even notice!
Cell, entering: Frieza, you wanted to see me again?
Frieza: Zarbon's single
Zarbon:
#dau#devilartemis#devilartemis universe#cell#perfect cell#dragon ball z#dbz#dragon ball#zarbon#frieza#lord frieza
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Cell: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
Frieza, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
#dau#devilartemis#devilartemis universe#cell#perfect cell#lord frieza#frieza#dragon ball#dragon ball z#dbz
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Zarbon, walking into Raditz and Cell’s house in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream.
Raditz: What was it about?
Cell: No, don’t ask him that!
Raditz: Why not?
Cell: Cause he’ll answer!
#hifl#HIFL universe#dau#devilartemis#devilartemis universe#team four star#cell#dragon ball z#perfect cell#zarbon#raditz
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