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That feeling when you stand up too quickly and everything starts spinning
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me: tries to sign into my google account
google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this
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imagine waking up in the middle of the night to a large hairless gorilla making kissy noises and rubbing your stomach. that’s what your cat has to deal with every day
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All mom wanted was a nice Easter picture 😂😂😂
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my cashier: anything else for you sir?
me: uh, i. um
sara bareilles in my head: i wanna see you be brave
me: can i have some ketchup pls .
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as someone from the midwest i’m 200% sure i’ve said this before
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I hadnt even unmuted it yet and I smashed the reblog button so fast
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