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zach-tristopher-watterson · 8 years

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I am Alive

Hey, I couldnt get in here for so long.

You know the tumblr glitches where it refuses every password....

Oh my god, I just tried on a whim and it worked...

I need to take screen shots and get this back up

#ang #im so happy #The Amazing World of Gumball #world of gumball #gumball #tawog

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zach-tristopher-watterson · 9 years

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nicciwarrior:

cthulhugotswag:

Is there a blog that is about Zach Watterson? If so please lead me to one.

I feel like I just saw a Zach blog 2 days. zach-tristopher-watterson maybe?

Hello, I am Ang, the Czar of the zach-tristopher-watterson blog. It is a blog that takes scenes from AWOG and makes a snarky comment out of context.

I am not very active due to school and work.

#hello

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zach-tristopher-watterson · 9 years

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why do you feel the need to swear so much? it just makes you seem really immature, you really don't need to put 'shit' and 'fuck' in every sentence

Well, buddy. Fuck and shit are being used in context to convey a certain message.

Naturally for those who know me in real life, I swear a lot.

Now, let’s look at the context. The point is to be rather immature. I’m making fun of a cartoon show that I like. It’s satire and on par with a form of humor like south park and family guy.

That being said, all of their swears are done with intent. Mine are as well. If that is not your form of humor, my suggestion is to please unfollow. It is more important for you to find a humor you enjoy tham for you to make me change the humor that a lot of people seem to enjoy.

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zach-tristopher-watterson · 9 years

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sorry for my long hiatus. i am currently very busy. my activity will be up soon once I have some time on my hands

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zach-tristopher-watterson · 9 years

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Gumball cartoon is hiatus. I cri (;-;)

i feel you bro. but good news, you can stream via hulu... or youtube... fill yourself and prepare yourself for the true god of idaho...

because you not da hoe

i da ho

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zach-tristopher-watterson · 9 years

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forgot about ap testing, the celebration will begin monday

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zach-tristopher-watterson · 9 years

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Celebration

I know I haven’t been very active as of late because life is busy right now, but 300 followers is right around the corner and to celebrate this, I am going to marathon Gumball and screen shot as much as possible after this weekend. This will be the celebration for the blog doing a lot better than expected or needed. Expect a shit ton of shit from me sometime next week where the queue will be painfully full of shit.

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zach-tristopher-watterson · 9 years

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Yes and no. I think they were more trying to be funny, but it didn’t come off that way considering there was no grounds for any kind of humor.

If we are going to argue race, South Asian doesn’t even make sense for a fruit that is found in the Caribbean and South America.

for real is banana joe East Asian? If South Park and the Simpsons taught me anything, it's that Asians are pale yellow, and his family name is his first

Wouldn’t that assume all the characters in the Simpsons are some kind of ‘Asian’ then, due to them being yellow in skin tone, if we are going to stumble this low in what we call other races? Even along with that, the skin normally isn’t a pale yellow, but a apricot kind of color. Like the crayon.

Also, bananas originate in the Caribbean. Learn geography before attempting to be funny. Ignorance is never funny.

If Banana Joe were to have an ethnicity, he would probably be Latino.

The family is not the first name of the person in an Asian culture. That’s also assuming all Asian cultures work the same. But it mainly goes ‘Family Name, Given Name’.

Example being: Watterson, Zach

The first name is still Zach, because first name just means given name. His surname is still Watterson.

On the topic of names, just by poking around on his Wiki page from the show’s wiki, we can learn that his fullname is Joseph. He is probably called Banana Joe as a nickname. I mean, looks at all the nicknames in the show. The hell did the name Gumball come from if his name is Zach?

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zach-tristopher-watterson · 9 years

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Fun Fact about ME

I had a kindergarten teacher that acted just like Miss Simian. The voice was a bit high, but damn, she’s like the same lady.

Curious to know if anyone else has Gumball characters that remind them of people in real life?

#ang talks

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zach-tristopher-watterson · 9 years

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for real is banana joe East Asian? If South Park and the Simpsons taught me anything, it's that Asians are pale yellow, and his family name is his first

Wouldn’t that assume all the characters in the Simpsons are some kind of ‘Asian’ then, due to them being yellow in skin tone, if we are going to stumble this low in what we call other races? Even along with that, the skin normally isn’t a pale yellow, but a apricot kind of color. Like the crayon.

Also, bananas originate in the Caribbean. Learn geography before attempting to be funny. Ignorance is never funny.

If Banana Joe were to have an ethnicity, he would probably be Latino.

The family name is not the first name of the person in an Asian culture. That’s also assuming all Asian cultures work the same. But it mainly goes ‘Family Name, Given Name’.

Example being: Watterson, Zach

The first name is still Zach, because first name just means given name. His surname is still Watterson.

On the topic of names, just by poking around on his Wiki page from the show’s wiki, we can learn that his fullname is Joseph. He is probably called Banana Joe as a nickname. I mean, looks at all the nicknames in the show. The hell did the name Gumball come from if his name is Zach?

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zach-tristopher-watterson · 9 years

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Hey, if anyone knows cool tumblr blog schemes or whatever the fuck they are called, let me know. I’m having trouble with this current one. I want to be able to get the links to work, so one with pretty simple mechanics will work best for a dumbfuck like me.

#ang talks

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zach-tristopher-watterson · 9 years

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Remember to sleep and you’ll do fine.

Think that you can survive by studying all night, you’ll look like Darwin.