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This bastard is now in the 4th grade… I was a bit over 12 and a half when I made this god forsaken account, JUST SO I CAN LOOK AT MLP ASK BLOGS AND NOW LOOK AT ME! AN RGG JUNKIE WITH MENTAL ILLNESS COMING OUT THE OISEAUX!
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KIryu making majima faces freaks me the fuck out.
Mad Dog Of Shimano meets The Mad Dragon Of Kamuro. Who will win?
'The Mad Dragon of Kamuro'? Hmm... that reminds me of a video that Kiryu and Majima models are swapped in Kiwami 1 and Kiryu looks legit terrifying to me 😂
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If 'The Mad Dragon of Kamuro' is something like that I think off the rails Kiryu would be too powerful. So yeah, I think he'd win lol
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I KNEW I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE THAT CALLED HIM KOREAN VERGIL!
ROUND #56: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE KOREAN VERGIL!
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REMEMBER! IT'S NOT ABOUT WHO YOU LIKE MORE! IT'S ABOUT WHO'S SERVING!
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Better fate than irl Amelia, possibly eaten by coconut crabs is not a fun way to go…
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Well that explains Ayzee’s freckles.
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Knowledge is empowering
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Was gonna say “What about Kuze?!” But he’d probably be a lot like Ryuji to imo.
Here’s a brain scratcher aniki, besides Kiryu and Kazuma-San what kind of parent would each of the main cast be. (Just the major players from the games IE protags and antags. You can include Ichiban’s party to!)
let's see...
Majima: good! but irresponsible parent. would spoil immensely, compensates for things he can't do or messes up. very open to whatever the kid wants/thinks but can be unintentionally harsh when scolding. promotes living to the fullest but will worry to the expense of his health when he can't be around to take care of things. will be overbearing with good intentions but suffocating.
Saejima: very nurturing and attentive but tough, a bit overbearing on the life lessons and shit like that. would leave a child to their own devices often to encourage individual growth and accepts failures well, very patient. would be hard to get a read on though normally, leaving a kid to guessing how he's feeling/doing, making his parenting feel a bit lonesome.
Nishiki: great with kids in a cool uncle sort of way. would be friends with his kids vs being their actual parent as he worries a lil too much about what they think of him. spoils them a lot, especially if it makes him look pretty great in front of others. doesn't handle problems very well and has only the basics of advice for a struggling child - would have to ask others what to do.
Ichiban: good parent but bumbling. would try his best to be a good dad but realistically good vibes and idealism isn't always enough. would rely on others for help with kids, especially if it's something he can't provide himself. would teach them to be kind and open minded, careful to not be too strict. would prolly relate the most to kids, being a child at heart himself though his personality would make it seem like he's not taking things seriously.
Ryuji: would raise a kid to be just like himself, brutish and confident. the type to be like, let's go to the junkyard and smash car windows for fun. values traits that align with his own like strength and a strong will - would be disappointed in anything he'd deem too whimsical. would think it's funny if his kid rebelled against them and teach them the hard way that it wouldn't fly but also encourage them to keep trying to be their own person anyway.
Daigo: would be a good parent to the best of his ability, compensating for his own experiences (Dojima lol). very patient and a good listener, excels at consoling to where his kid would feel very comfy telling him anything. can be a bit too soft and unintentionally ignorant to underlying problems a child might have. a child might feel guilty towards him for his kindness and oppositely *not* want to dump their worries on him. sometimes plays too much a teacher than a parent.
Mine: no lmao actual answer: he'd suck ass. he'd be a tiger parent, strict and cold. growing up is about accomplishment and being self sufficient. if a kid wants his time, better schedule an appointment. would teach a kid the harsh realities of life whilst ignoring the good stuff to temper expectations. punishments are often harsh. doesn't really relate to his kid other than they both breathe and blink.
Akiyama: do I even gotta say it ksdlagjlds he would be *squint* alright at parenting in the same way it's alright to drink bleach. he's there and he exists but is irresponsible. can't be counted on to make important dates on time or remember things a kid needs. frequently has to ask for help (Hana). will 100% give a child secondhand smoke and be skeazy about the types of life lessons he'd not necessarily teach outright but would imply with his behavior.
Tanimura: I don't got much of a read on him tbh but being that he's got a gambling problem, I feel like that would have some play in childcare lol, that being he's prolly a bit inattentive until it comes to money. he's a bit skeavy so he would prolly turn a blind eye to his kid doing something wrong and enforces rules poorly. would at least instill good teachings to help others, tho how, would be sketchy.
Shinada: he'd do pretty well I think if he had a stable living situation. he's very passionate about his interests and would share that with his kid, and if the kid wants to do their own thing, he'd encourage following that too. being goofy, he'd be a fun dad. I'm prolly the only motherfucker on earth who ships him with Milky-chan so I think they'd do really well as parents who come from rough lives trying to make a better one for their kid.
Sagawa: including him cuz he's my fav villain. he defo seems the type to have a kid somewhere with an estranged partner who left him first. he's caring, in a sinister type of way, one that makes you feel like you're being manipulated but not sure enough to say. "he knows what's best" and would for sure turn a child against his partner. in an alternate sense, he could also lead a double life, being an actual decent person to his family but a dickhead on the side. very psychopathic.
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Tanimura is me when I see a spider I swear 😂
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Guess who just got Yakuza 4 finished!!! (Me. again)
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Nezu is a cause problems on purpose kind of mother fucker and he has every right to be.
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Bby boy go blush!
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final part 💞
pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3
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Either that or a katana around a moronic coworker.
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"yoshitaka mine is pretty much my biggest source of inspiration for what I want to look like so whenever I'm thinking of skipping a day of working out I think "what would mine do" and I end up working out which is great. however I am now asking myself what would mine do in other circumstances in my life and now I fear I should not be allowed around children anymore lest I reach for the bulldozer"
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Bruuuh my algebra teacher had ferrets for my junior and senior year of high school! Their names were smokey and bandit, if I remember right one of them passed…
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commish for @babylonstalker~
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That’s minami they’re thinking of with the beaver teeth.
i think im stupid, but does the majima under the unhinged jaw one have buck teeth¿ im stupid im so sorry
kjldfkld oh you're fine! it's not buck teeth, just a lil forked tongue blep like :p
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2 bros chilling in a hot tub, not 5 feet apart cause they're totally gay~
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♨️ㅤ
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We do a little trolling
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As an autistic person I feel this DEEPLY!
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It taste like floral pisswasser father.
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“What’s wrong babe you barely drank your League of Legends XP flavored Coke”
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