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your-humble-host · 1 day
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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your-humble-host · 2 days
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your-humble-host · 6 days
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Oh, you think you're safe now?
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Nothing can deliver you from these paws!
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your-humble-host · 6 days
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"The Stoppables"
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your-humble-host · 6 days
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The letters that never made it are sharing your stories with each other.
The luggage lost is having an adventure of it's own.
The toys left behind are playing together.
The stone the child carries to another city just to drop it has made friends with the new ones.
The seeds that hitched a ride on your jacket have rooted and grown.
The spiders you've moved have had their fill.
The moon you look at looks right back.
Things are give and take.
I hope I give more than I take.
But I know the reality is sometimes bleak.
And that's okay.
Because the sorrow I've felt has founded my happiness.
And the sun smiles once again.
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your-humble-host · 8 days
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online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.
and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.
there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.
i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.
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your-humble-host · 13 days
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Crying because in 2006, 33% of Out magazine readers thought J2 should be in Brokeback Mountain 2.
Also Dakota Fanning. 
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your-humble-host · 17 days
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Hey stardew fam how are we getting to floor 100 in the death caves. Like I'm struggling getting past 45 and that's with jumping down every cave hole I find... Found a 15 floor drop one time... It hurts a lot
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your-humble-host · 17 days
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Real funny thing about me is that I will block a tag and then when a post comes up saying oh no this one has *tag* I still click show anyway and immediately regret it
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your-humble-host · 17 days
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Hat mouse trying his best ✨ [thanks to the author of this post for the idea]
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your-humble-host · 18 days
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your-humble-host · 19 days
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Oj Simpson died
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your-humble-host · 19 days
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To all those who served. We salute you.
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hastily slapped this together in a few seconds
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your-humble-host · 19 days
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I need everyone to know I had a dream last night about a Hannibal presentation and this was the whole presentation as it appeared in my dream
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your-humble-host · 19 days
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i learned of “Box beds” – cabinets with beds in them and, sometimes, lockable doors – were used for privacy and safety in parts of rural medieval Europe before individual bedrooms were common. They became fashionable even in homes with bedrooms and remained in use in Scotland into the 1900s (x)
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your-humble-host · 28 days
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your-humble-host · 28 days
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I don’t know how to make it scarier than it is, so I think I’m done🫴✨
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