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yinbulb · 21 days

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Jujutsu Kaisen Cards

#TOJIIII ML

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yinbulb · 1 month

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toji's body should've been scarred more from hell to back from the cursed spirits pit.. sure he has heavenly restriction and he's suuuper strong but why's the only scar visible on him just a tiny one on the corner of his lip??? was he making out with a curse or what????? i need his arms scarred??? his face should have more scars???? he's so scar deprived???? he'd be too powerful with his body packed in scars.. was there just a scar on the corner of his lip because gege thought it looked cool and used zenin clan abuse as an excuse??? scar him up NOWWWW. HE WAS MADE FOR SCARS????

scarification toji sounds so good rn ughh i need..

#ignore red words its for profile #ignore weird banner its for profile and to divide from hashtags #jjk #jjk toji #jujutsu kaisen #toji fushiguro #touji fushiguro #fushiguro toji #toji jjk #i need toji so bbaaaddd hahaha

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yinbulb · 1 month

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what is the flow rate of gojo’s sperm? 🤔

😈 😈 😈 ALRIGHT LET’S FIND OUT

shoutout to m00tie @quinnyundertow since u said there's nothing that turns you on more than hearing how mobile a man's flagella are. this one's for you bb.

alright, first off, because his cum is confirmed to be both incompressible fluid as well as move with laminar flow, these attributes satisfy the conditions of pouiseulle’s law:

i had to do a little bit of research to determine if it was laminar or turbulent flow, and apparently sperm travels with both stokes & laminar flow, which is pretty interesting, and also moves in a sinusoidal propagating wave, likely due to the movements/shape of the flagella

anyways, to use pouiseulle’s law, let’s first determine our variables, and make sure we get the units right as well! always draw a diagram w all the variables:

now, let’s identify the variables:

1. radius (r) of tube -> this refers to the pipe/tube, therefore in this case, the vaginal canal. now since gojo has decided to creampie, we can assume that the radius of the vaginal canal will be equivalent to the radius of his girth (or circumference), as he is stretching you out. gege told me the diameter of his big fat schlong is approximately 3 inch girth, therefore the radius = 3/2 = 1.5 inches

2. ΔP refers to change in pressure gradient, in this case i’ve decided to have P1 as pressure at vaginal canal opening, and P2 as pressure at the end where the cervix is. therefore, ΔP = (P1 - P2) for the equation. i know you’ve got that gorilla grip coochie, esp when the world’s strongest sorcerer is fuckin you SENSELESS, but all things considered this is a very difficult parameter to measure, therefore i found this article to help out with this:

we’re going to assume “contraction pressure” (at the vaginal canal opening) is P1, due to gojo’s intrusion. and we’re going to assume “pressure at rest” is P2 at the end near the cervix (he’s pulled out a lil bit ok this makes things easier for me)

kPa are the units that we want for ΔP in this case, therefore it’s a simple calculation:

ΔP = P1 - P2 = 41.8 kPa - 26.8 kPa = 15 kPa

3. the last variable we need to account for here is L, which is the length of the PIPE HE’S LAYIN INSIDE OF YOU (jk it’s just length of ur coochie). now, i imagine this man is a generous lover, and he’s alr made you cum a few before he stuck it inside, so with arousal, the vaginal canal length has likely increased to about 5 inches (moreso 4.75in based on avg values in research but he stretched you in even more during the sexing!!) therefore L = 5 in

4. the other two variables are just constants:

π = pi 3.1415 (imma just use pi function in calc)

η = this is viscosity of a fluid. based on this research article, the viscosity of human semen is approximately 9.35 cps. we want these units in kPa•s (remember that your units need to match the units of the other variables), so we need to use density of sperm (1.043 g/ml) to convert the factor (i just used chatgpt lol) but the conversion factor is pretty similar therefore we will just plug in something close to 9.35 kPa•s (true value is a little smaller)

ALRIGHT WONDERFUL! WE HAVE DETERMINED ALL OF OUR VARIABLES :) NOW WE JUST NEED TO PLUG IT INTO OUR EQUATION/DIAGRAM:

*note: mind the units! (shown in blue) there are lots of variations on how flow rate can be shows via units, so u wanna be careful that they match

YAAAAY!! so the flow rate (Q) of gojo’s cum is approximately 0.63787 in^3/sec ☺️💕

use a quick converter online, and we can make it into liters per minute -> 0.02214 l/min. convert this to milliliters -> 22.14 mls

which means that, in one of gojo’s average cumshots, he cums 22.14 mls of ejaculate !!! :0 sheesh that’s a lot!!

but how does this value compare to other men? research varies, but on average, men ejaculate between 1-10mls per orgasm, therefore the world’s strongest sorcerer cums more than TWICE the worldwide average!!

and one final calculation shows us that when he finishes, it’s about 0.369 mls per second :) that's fuckin fast!!!

thank you for cumming to my ted talk!! byee

alr ellie out ✌🏼😖 (i have sm brainrot)

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yinbulb · 1 month

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reminder: sukuna is a dead dove character

yeah that's it, that's the post

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk sukuna #sukuna #dead dove #jujutsu sukuna #sukuna jujutsu kaisen #my posts only look nice when you view it through my profile #i guess decent.#i'll make them look better soon

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yinbulb · 1 month

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did he look best during his fight with dagon or megumi?

think i prefer him when against megumi, i love whichever animators worked on in this scene, he's just so pretty

#jjk toji #toji fushiguro #jujutsu toji #jjk memes #memes #jjk #touji fushiguro #jujutsu kaisen #im sleepy as hell damn

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yinbulb · 1 month

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tojikuna canon !

if only they made eye contact with eachother just for once.

i love the justice the blu ray did to everyone in season 2

#jjk toji #jujutsu toji #toji fushiguro #jjk sukuna #jujutsu sukuna #sukuna #fushiguro toji #touji fushiguro #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #im done bro #i CANT DO THIS.#tjkn #tojikuna

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yinbulb · 1 month

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i notice many people don't realise the fact that toji's first wife wasn't a fushiguro, he took the last name of his second wife

it's evident during the scene where he corrects shiu kong referred to as a zenin, saying he took the last name of his current wife, considering how shiu stuck around for 10 years (being there while megumi was born too) it's clear he wouldn't need to be corrected on toji's last name if he had taken the one from megumi's biological mother

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk toji #toji fushiguro #jjk fushiguro #fushiguro toji #fushiguro touji #touji fushiguro #yapping yet again

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yinbulb · 1 month

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schoolboy tjkn au

#manifesting tjkn meetup every thursday

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yinbulb · 1 month

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something about sukuna just screams g0r3c0r3, it's either the voice or how disturbing the artist can be with his lyrics but it's all so sick and twisted just like sukuna

if i had to select which g0r3c0r3 x boyfantasy song fits him the most it'd be I H3ART YOU, why?? it just does. (i can't explain)

P4RTY G1RL fits too because of the verses:

✩ "Oncе upon a time at school, Peter Piper took a pill,

She didn't wanna do it though, rode her down to fucking hell,

Gave me such a fucking thrill,

Here's on you that's how I feel,"

just sounds.. alot like.. cough.. erm.. yuji.. (delusional af)

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #sukuna #yuji itadori #sukuna jjk #jjk sukuna #yapping #yapping so hard #idek what im on.

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