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honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp
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rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw
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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
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reblog if you got curly hair
kinky, tight, loose, short, long, nappy, you name it
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when an Aries successfully pisses somebody off
when a Taurus gets paid and does impulse online shopping
when a Gemini uses nothing but logic & facts in their arguments to break somebody down
when a Cancer ends up getting their way by being bratty
when a Leo steals the center of attention in groups by changing the topic to themselves
when a Virgo proves somebody wrong
when a Libra uses their charm to avoid conflicts
when a Scorpio finds out all your information without you even being aware
when a Sagittarius gets lucky and doesn’t have to own up to their responsibilities
when a Capricorn uses their friends as a method of social climbing
when an Aquarius pushes people away because they know they’ll still be popular anyway
when a Pisces asks for advice but ignores it and falls back into the situations they complain about
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reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster
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My buddy used to know this guy in high school that would watch porn before every wrestling match he was in. He didn’t beat the meat. Didn’t even play with it. Sat fully clothed and watched violent ass hardcore for like half an hour.
He won almost every match.
Turns out being sexually aroused with no satisfaction makes your testosterone go into overdrive and turns you into a fuckin beast for like 15 minutes.
I do it now everytime I go to the gym. Never had better workouts.
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