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youngest daughter (emotionally neglected and pressured to be outgoing and confident)
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youngest daughter (emotionally neglected and pressured to be outgoing and confident)
#THIS. OH MY FOD THIS#youngest daughters gotta try so hard. bc our older sisters have already been successful so we must be better to be noticed#not to mention#having to strike off in a different path than ur older sinlings#can’t be a trade worker. brother already does that#can’t be a successful manager for a large company sister already does that#must be unique. must be seen as more than a trophy.#sorry youngest sister things
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Can we talk about how a first date with Bakugou is so awkward?
Like shockingly awkward because he's been steadily flirting with you, although harshly, over the past year before he finally asks you out on a real date.
Naturally you say yes. You've been to lunch and dinners with him before, gotten drunk at work events and listened to him whisper filth into your ear while your coworkers were distracted. Hell you've even sat in his lap and made out with him at Shouto's annual Christmas party so the two of you aren't strangers to your mixed up feelings.
But when you arrive at the agreed meeting spot Bakugou is a totally different man. Shoulders slightly raised or hunched, hands hidden away in his pockets because he can't trust his sweaty palms when normally he stands cock sure, thick arms crossed over his chest in annoyance with a straight spine and shoulders back.
He's thirty and yet he feels sixteen again avoiding his crush at all costs because of how nervous they made him but he's the one who asked YOU out. Why is he fuckin nervous?!
It's no different now, constant blush on his ears, standing an arm's length away when before he'd be right on top of you, intentional or not.
He's just so worried he's gonna fuck this date up because he really, really, likes you.
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HORRIFIC?? May what the fuck are you planning 🥲
Something diabolical I'll tell ya that... bless Pale Blue Reader she really doesn't deserve this
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are you single? if not, lmk when u are
You will not have me.
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are you single? if not, lmk when u are
You will not have me.
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english would give bad head
As someone who has actually studied the English language there's a common phrase about English that kinda annoys me because while it makes for a funny haha line it's such a gross oversimplification that it actually ceases to be funny. It's the one that goes "The English language is just three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat" or something to that effect.
I'm not going to go into detail as to why that sentence is inaccurate, just take my word for it as a person with a master's in English. I suggest we withdraw this expression from usage and replace it with the much more accurate "The English language is a dirty little slut that loves it when other languages cum big loads in it"
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#DS STILL WORKS I LOVE IT#and three (?) of the ppl i liked as a kid (13 and under) have transed their gender…shout-out to my homeboys
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When you drink a hot beverage and you feel the heat spilling and blooming in your chest… There is nothing like it!
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When you drink a hot beverage and you feel the heat spilling and blooming in your chest… There is nothing like it!
#my personal favorite is from Hiker Kevyn in brilliant diamond#something along the lines of ‘they call me *name that is not his* the joker! aha!’ and then i one tapped his 3 onix#with my 9 inch tall roselia LMAOAOAOA#bro really told me a fake name and then it said ‘hiker kevyn is about to send out onix!’#kevyn with a fucjing y i kid u not
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pros of putting laundry away immediately after it is dry
less wrinkles
yayyyy organization
it is done
cons
right now you have to do it. Right fucking now. nightmare world hell on earth torture realm pain and suffering and carnage
#i have two baskets of laundry freshly washed that i will be ignoring for the next week and a half while i dig through them to find my stuff#i 🤍 adhd
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if any of my friends had tumblr they’d be tagged here
my pumpkins? smashed
my romance? chemical
my tendencies? suicidal
my day? green
my plan? simple
my wee? zered
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ONE YEAR EMI TUMBLR ANNIVERSARY!
i cant believe it’s been a year it feels longer 😭
#tumblr anniversary#one year ago#yippee! happy one year of me and tumblrs disgustingly obsessive marriage <3
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people call kevin from home alone a homicidal little maniac but to be fair if i was 8 and two grown men were following me down the block to my house id probably try to kill them too
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